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Song Parodies -> "Cheez Whiz Is Just Alright"

Original Song Title:

"Jesus Is Just Alright"

Original Performer:

The Doobie Brothers

Parody Song Title:

"Cheez Whiz Is Just Alright"

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The Lyrics

Cheez Whiz is just alright with me
Cheez Whiz is just alright, oh yeah
Cheez Whiz is just alright with me
Cheez Whiz is just alright

I don't care if they naysay
I just love that yellow goo
I don't care for mayonaise
Cheez Whiz is not dull white, oh yeah
Viscous tub of sunlight

Cheez Whiz in jars is bright to see
Cheez Whiz is just airtight, oh yeah
Cheez Whiz is good on celery
Cheez Whiz gets my mind right

Horseradish tastes like Drano
Bean dip turns to methane, bro
Cranberry juice helps maintain flow
Cheez Whiz is most sublime ,oh yeah

(slow heartfelt break)
Cheez Whiz... it's my spread
Seize this... and some bread
The taste is never bland
Like squirt cheese in a can
Cheez Whiz... divine blend

Bees wish this was their hive honey
Those with half of a brain, at least
Thesis I would compose for thee
Cheez Whiz is fit for Knights

I buy some when it's payday
Maybe just a jar or two
If I start to feel blase
Cheez Whiz and Amiright, oh yeah

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Michael Pacholek - August 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Cheez Whiz on a Pat's Steak in South Philly... Yum, yum, yum. No doubt, my evil twin Bernard will tell you that rival Geno's is better, but what does he know? He's not exactly a whiz when it comes to cheese. But you're a whiz when it comes to parodies.
McKludge - August 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Didn't Ferris Bueller dine at Chez Whiz (that's pronounced "shay wee")
Kudos for not repeating the lyrics like the OS does. 555
Tim Hall - August 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Whey to go!
renaldo - August 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Michael, McKludge, and Tim
Michael Pacholek - August 02, 2007 - Report this comment
McKludge: It was Chez Quis (pronounced "shay kee"). Like another legendary Chicago restaruant, Adam's Ribs from a 1974 "MASH" episode, it doesn't really exist. However, the Olympia from the early "Saturday Night Live" cheeseburger sketch was based partly on a suburban diner of the same name owned by John Belushi's father and the downtown Billy Goat Tavern.
paul robinson - November 18, 2018 - Report this comment
Gee Whiz, this was alright. Very tight pacing and very clever word play.

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