Song Parodies -> "Take Me To Your Farm"

Original Song Title:

"Take Me In Your Arms"

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Original Performer:

"Take Me To Your Farm"

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The Lyrics

i know you're seekin'...seekin' a bovine
you're thinkin' they're darlin'...you'll get you one this time
shown a little tenderness..see how my goods flow
please let me be...your favorite hands-on chore

take me to your farm
and milk me, milk me...a little while
c'mon...yank me
milk me, milk me...a little while

we all must need....relief sometime
right now...right now....its tuggin' time
milk helps your bones to be strong...i'm lactose able
i'm just a homeless cow...that needs a stable
please, do not leave me...farmer, don't leave me behind
please...make this deal...tap me any time

take me to your farm
and milk me, milk me...a little while
c'mon...yank me
milk me, milk me...a little while

i'll moo for you
show my happiness
my future looked so dark
i must confess
i'll never never be inside that butcher store
i'll never never see that slaughterhouse's door
you'd never leave me
for them to grind
that...makes me feel...i have peace of mind

take me to your farm
and milk me, milk me...a little while
c'mon...yank me
milk me, milk me...a little while

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Rick C - October 26, 2005 - Report this comment

You strike me as someone who cares about udders. 555

AFW - October 26, 2005 - Report this comment

You've produce-d another good one..fives

Ravyn Rant - October 26, 2005 - Report this comment

The chorus was good, but it was the verses that tipped me from bovine indifference to fives...yes, I had to ruminate on this one. I know, I know...Ravyn, how cud you?

alvin rhodes - October 26, 2005 - Report this comment

thanks rick AFW and ravyn (lol)

John Barry - October 26, 2005 - Report this comment

Got fives!

alvin rhodes - October 27, 2005 - Report this comment

thanks john

stuart mcarthur - October 27, 2005 - Report this comment

you milked every gag possible, alvin, except this one - 555

alvin rhodes - October 27, 2005 - Report this comment

thanks stuart

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