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Song Parodies -> "Long Haired Punks"
Original Song Title:
"Long Train Running"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Doobie Brothers
Parody Song Title:
"Long Haired Punks"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
dealin' on the corner
a half an ounce appears
you can see those long haired punks
but they're gone when cops are near
they're on drugs
that's all they need right now
they're on drugs
you know they're drug abusers
arms are full of tracks
they sell out friends and family
for the monkey on their backs
they're on drugs
that's all they need right now
they're on drugs
well, my 'hood is junkie central
and the dope fiends congregate
its horse, they're pushin', mama
and the business here is great
they're on drugs
very stupid now...now now now
they're on drugs
well, the crack pipe keeps on burnin'
and the deals keep goin' down
narcotics trail is cold and hard
and their lives become unsound
they're on drugs
that's all they need right now
they're on drugs
very stupid now
ooh...got to stop these people...wow !
cause they're abusin' now
baby baby baby baby
they're abusin' now
they're just long haired punks
and they're tryin' to move their junk
and they keep on usin'
keep on usin'
keep on usin'
a half an ounce appears
you can see those long haired punks
but they're gone when cops are near
they're on drugs
that's all they need right now
they're on drugs
you know they're drug abusers
arms are full of tracks
they sell out friends and family
for the monkey on their backs
they're on drugs
that's all they need right now
they're on drugs
well, my 'hood is junkie central
and the dope fiends congregate
its horse, they're pushin', mama
and the business here is great
they're on drugs
very stupid now...now now now
they're on drugs
well, the crack pipe keeps on burnin'
and the deals keep goin' down
narcotics trail is cold and hard
and their lives become unsound
they're on drugs
that's all they need right now
they're on drugs
very stupid now
ooh...got to stop these people...wow !
cause they're abusin' now
baby baby baby baby
they're abusin' now
they're just long haired punks
and they're tryin' to move their junk
and they keep on usin'
keep on usin'
keep on usin'
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A serious topic well described.
What Rex said.
Great to see you do serious just as well as you do funny. 555
What John Barry and Kristof Robertson said.
thanks rex john kristof and johnny
Sorry I got here late, Alvin. Excellent rhyming and pacing....5s
Dude... five grams...
thanks rick and michael
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