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Song Parodies -> "I Ponged With Pigs (and The Pigs Pwned)"

Original Song Title:

"I Fought The Law"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Clash

Parody Song Title:

"I Ponged With Pigs (and The Pigs Pwned)"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

You've all heard about computers beating humans at Chess and dart throwing monkeys beating traders at the Wall Street stock market - but have you ever heard about pigs beating humans at Pong? Well, it's coming!

A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
Playing pong used to be fun
I played my bros 'til the day's done
I played my bros 'til the day's done

I had a honey and we played some
I played my girl 'til she was done
I played my girl 'til she was done

I'm playing online now, it's going bad
I guess I'm being pwned
Shitty sty moves that are really rad
I played with pigs and the pigs won
I played with pigs

Effing piglets with their joysticks
I ponged with pigs and the pigs won
I ponged with pigs and the pigs won

I've lost to rats and I've lost to chicks
Add to that pigs cos the pigs won
Add to that pigs cos the pigs won

I'm playing online now, it's really whack
I guess I'm being pwned
Shitty pork moves from a chop-chop hack
I played with pigs and the pigs won
I played with pigs an'

I ponged with pigs and the pigs pwned
I ponged with pigs and the pigs pwned
I ponged with pigs and the pigs pwned
I ponged with pigs and the pigs pwned
I ponged with pigs and the pigs pwned
I ponged with pigs and the pigs pwned
I ponged with pigs and the pigs pwned
I ponged with pigs an'

© Peter Andersson.

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