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Song Parodies -> "Guns Of Bristol"
Original Song Title:
"Guns Of Brixton"
Original Performer:
The Clash
Parody Song Title:
"Guns Of Bristol"
Parody Written by:
Fack Sabbath
The Lyrics
Are you a West Country farmer
Do you ever give a piss
Woah, guns of Bristol
Did you ever go to Clifton
Near the suspension bridge
Woah, guns of Bristol
Is this young man telling me fibs
Is this young man telling me lies
Woah, guns of Bristol
Did you ever drink my urine
Did you ever sex up a Dutch
Woah, guns of Bristol
Is this young woman a blonde manc
Is this young woman a brunetted Leeds lass
Woah, guns of Bristol
What's your name
What's your number
Do you ever ever ever give another number
Woah, guns of Bristol
What's my name
What's my number
Did we ever ever ever meet Chelsea Dagger
Woah, guns of Bristol
Did you ever give a shit
Did you ever smoke a spliff
Whoa, guns of Bristol
Did you ever come from Wakefield
Did you ever come from Wickford
Woah, guns of Bristol
Whoa, guns of Bristol
Do you ever give a piss
Woah, guns of Bristol
Did you ever go to Clifton
Near the suspension bridge
Woah, guns of Bristol
Is this young man telling me fibs
Is this young man telling me lies
Woah, guns of Bristol
Did you ever drink my urine
Did you ever sex up a Dutch
Woah, guns of Bristol
Is this young woman a blonde manc
Is this young woman a brunetted Leeds lass
Woah, guns of Bristol
What's your name
What's your number
Do you ever ever ever give another number
Woah, guns of Bristol
What's my name
What's my number
Did we ever ever ever meet Chelsea Dagger
Woah, guns of Bristol
Did you ever give a shit
Did you ever smoke a spliff
Whoa, guns of Bristol
Did you ever come from Wakefield
Did you ever come from Wickford
Woah, guns of Bristol
Whoa, guns of Bristol
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