Song Parodies -> Just What Have I Eaten?
| Original Song Title: | "Just What I Needed" |
| Original Performer: | The Cars |
| Parody Song Title: | "Just What Have I Eaten?" |
| Parody Written by: | Agrimorfee |
I don't mind you comin' here
And cookin' all the time
But it seems when you make it, dear
You go in flying blind
A rancid perfume' s in the air
You cooked chopped livers with braised pears
I don't mind you comin' here
And cooking all the time
Last week you boiled sauerkraut
Sauteed it with leeks
It doesn't matter this kitchen...
Smells ain't left a week, yeah
You always know to clean up well, and
It looks real fancy, no hard sell
What's that thing that's stickin' out
Beneath that lettuce leaf?
Please tell me what am I eating? (just what I'm eating)
This suspense I don't need
Please tell me what am I eating? (just what I'm eating)
Did it recently bleed?
Didn't mind the roasted steer
All basted in the limes, fine
Or the eggs you candied in root beer
Such a creative mind, yeah!
Or the mushrooms that were paired
With the roasted garlic hare
I don't mind the camembert
With fois gras every time
But tell me now what I've eaten (just what have I eaten?)
I'm needing recovery
Please tell me just what I've eaten (just what have I eaten?)
I think I have allergies
Just tell me what I have eaten (just what have I eaten?)
I'm falling down on my knees
Just tell me what I have eaten (just what have I eaten?)
Fried intestines with cheese??!
Oh god--please pump me
This crap I have eaten
This crap I have eaten...
And cookin' all the time
But it seems when you make it, dear
You go in flying blind
A rancid perfume' s in the air
You cooked chopped livers with braised pears
I don't mind you comin' here
And cooking all the time
Last week you boiled sauerkraut
Sauteed it with leeks
It doesn't matter this kitchen...
Smells ain't left a week, yeah
You always know to clean up well, and
It looks real fancy, no hard sell
What's that thing that's stickin' out
Beneath that lettuce leaf?
Please tell me what am I eating? (just what I'm eating)
This suspense I don't need
Please tell me what am I eating? (just what I'm eating)
Did it recently bleed?
Didn't mind the roasted steer
All basted in the limes, fine
Or the eggs you candied in root beer
Such a creative mind, yeah!
Or the mushrooms that were paired
With the roasted garlic hare
I don't mind the camembert
With fois gras every time
But tell me now what I've eaten (just what have I eaten?)
I'm needing recovery
Please tell me just what I've eaten (just what have I eaten?)
I think I have allergies
Just tell me what I have eaten (just what have I eaten?)
I'm falling down on my knees
Just tell me what I have eaten (just what have I eaten?)
Fried intestines with cheese??!
Oh god--please pump me
This crap I have eaten
This crap I have eaten...
Copyright 2009, Agrimorfee
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LOL...hilarious, Agri. Great job!
Humorous take on eating strange stuff - perhaps you need to go out to dinner more.
I had those weird dreams about weird food I they would serve in restaurants. That other night, I dreamt that I was having lunch with some dude and I saw the bowls of spaghetti that are infested with brown hair...or was it black. Never mind. I also had this other dream that I was trying to buy lunch from the truck and the hot dogs and burgers looked weird, like hot dogs topped with grey noodles. I can relate to your situation. 5's! PS. I can never imagine myself eating eggs candied in root beer. Not on my life!
Has an almost Robyn Hitchcock flair. Loved the great pairings. Julia would be so proud and hemorrhaging. Trey 5.
A perfectly cooked parody.
Zehr gut, mein Herr, Lord Agree ! !
Cooking up some Fives, and yeah, they taste better than they look. Fun parody.
It seems that Steve is back in the kitchen again (at least he cleaned up his act this time) but eggs candied in root beer just sounds terrible!
Lol, great job with this song. I just want to know where you learned so much about my culinary efforts.
(Artistry) Oh, thank God my sense of taste is damaged by my Asperger's Syndrome so that I cannot experience the true horror of these culinary disasters. And I've used up my 'fancy word' limit for today, so: great job, 555, blah blah blah.
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