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Song Parodies -> "Just What Have I Eaten?"

Original Song Title:

"Just What I Needed"

Original Performer:

The Cars

Parody Song Title:

"Just What Have I Eaten?"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I don't mind you comin' here
And cookin' all the time
But it seems when you make it, dear
You go in flying blind
A rancid perfume' s in the air
You cooked chopped livers with braised pears
I don't mind you comin' here
And cooking all the time

Last week you boiled sauerkraut
Sauteed it with leeks
It doesn't matter this kitchen...
Smells ain't left a week, yeah
You always know to clean up well, and
It looks real fancy, no hard sell
What's that thing that's stickin' out
Beneath that lettuce leaf?

Please tell me what am I eating? (just what I'm eating)
This suspense I don't need
Please tell me what am I eating? (just what I'm eating)
Did it recently bleed?

Didn't mind the roasted steer
All basted in the limes, fine
Or the eggs you candied in root beer
Such a creative mind, yeah!
Or the mushrooms that were paired
With the roasted garlic hare
I don't mind the camembert
With fois gras every time

But tell me now what I've eaten (just what have I eaten?)
I'm needing recovery
Please tell me just what I've eaten (just what have I eaten?)
I think I have allergies
Just tell me what I have eaten (just what have I eaten?)
I'm falling down on my knees
Just tell me what I have eaten (just what have I eaten?)
Fried intestines with cheese??!

Oh god--please pump me
This crap I have eaten
This crap I have eaten...
Copyright 2009, Agrimorfee

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 11

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 5   11

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Arwen - November 05, 2009 - Report this comment
LOL...hilarious, Agri. Great job!
Timmy1000 - November 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Humorous take on eating strange stuff - perhaps you need to go out to dinner more.
Christie Marie M - November 05, 2009 - Report this comment
I had those weird dreams about weird food I they would serve in restaurants. That other night, I dreamt that I was having lunch with some dude and I saw the bowls of spaghetti that are infested with brown hair...or was it black. Never mind. I also had this other dream that I was trying to buy lunch from the truck and the hot dogs and burgers looked weird, like hot dogs topped with grey noodles. I can relate to your situation. 5's! PS. I can never imagine myself eating eggs candied in root beer. Not on my life!
Warren Baker - November 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Has an almost Robyn Hitchcock flair. Loved the great pairings. Julia would be so proud and hemorrhaging. Trey 5.
John Barry - November 05, 2009 - Report this comment
A perfectly cooked parody.
kleineKuchenTorte - November 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Zehr gut, mein Herr, Lord Agree ! !
blackjack21 - November 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Cooking up some Fives, and yeah, they taste better than they look. Fun parody.
Matthias - November 10, 2009 - Report this comment
It seems that Steve is back in the kitchen again (at least he cleaned up his act this time) but eggs candied in root beer just sounds terrible!
Jeff Reuben - November 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Lol, great job with this song. I just want to know where you learned so much about my culinary efforts.
bobpiecheese - November 22, 2009 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Oh, thank God my sense of taste is damaged by my Asperger's Syndrome so that I cannot experience the true horror of these culinary disasters. And I've used up my 'fancy word' limit for today, so: great job, 555, blah blah blah.
Rex - November 22, 2009 - Report this comment
(Artistry) This is what happens when you let people watch all those weird shows on the cooking channel. Still, this parody went down well.
Below Average Dave - November 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Well, cooking is certainly not my specialty so I feel this guy's pain, good job Agri, paced beautifully, and you turned a simple idea into a brilliant write.
Brian - December 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Candied eggs in root beer? Yum, yum....NOT 5s all the way through though.

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