Song Parodies -> "My Best Friend Chaz"

Original Song Title:

"My Best Friends Girl"

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Original Performer:

"My Best Friend Chaz"

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The Lyrics

Chastity Bono, daughter of Cher and the late Sonny Bono, has announced that she will undergo a sex-change from a woman to a man. I say whatever makes you happy go for it, but this will undoubtedly provide lots of material for parodists everywhere. Thanks Chastity, er, Chaz.

My Best Friend Chaz

You're always waddlin’ down the street
With your Cher dark eyes
And every new girl that you meet
She doen’t know your real surprise

(here he comes again)
And he's hangin’ at the Dairy Queen
Oo, chocolate dip
(here he comes again)
Yes he's hangin’ at the Dairy Queen
Oh yeah, she made a gender flip
Well he's my best friend Chaz
He's my best friend Cha-a-az
He once was a girl

You've got your skater boi clothes
And your flip dry hair
Oo, when you bite your lip
You look just like your mom Cher, e-er, e-er
(here he comes again)
Now he’s hangin’ at the Burger King
Yeah, you know she flipped
(here he comes again)
Yeah, he’s hangin’ at the Burger King
(here he comes again)
I kinda like the way, like the way he eats chips
‘cause he's my best friend Chaz
Well he's my best friend Cha-a-az
He once was a girl
Why’d you hurl?

You're always waddlin’ down the street
With your Cher dark eyes
And every new girl that you meet
She doen’t know your real surprise

(here he comes again)
And his mom Cher’s a big star, but why?
(here he comes again)
Oh, she made the flip
(here he comes again)
His dad used to be a star, then died
(here he comes again)
I never, never saw a guy with such big hips
‘cause he's my best friend Chaz, uh
He's my best friend Cha-a-az-a-az
He once was a girl
Why’d you hurl?

(my best friend Chaz-man) Oh
(my best friend Chaz-man) He once was a girl
(my best friend Chaz-man) Yeah yeah
(my best friend Chaz-man) Said he once was a girl
(my best friend Chaz-man) yeah yeah yeah
(my best friend Chaz-man) He once was a girl
(my best friend Chaz-man)

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Mark Scotti - June 19, 2009 - Report this comment

LOL!!! That was an amazing story and I'm sure we're all going to have a field day with it!!!

Timmy1000 - June 19, 2009 - Report this comment

Good taste with the Cars song - they had a lot of great songs. I saw the news on Chaz; I guess I wasn't surprised. You had to figure something strange would happen when you name your kid Chastity.

Leo Keough - June 21, 2009 - Report this comment

Nice 'switch' on the OS...555!!!

blackjack21 - June 21, 2009 - Report this comment

Mark Scotti, Timmy1000, Leo Keough: Thanks for the good words. Just trying to "switch" things up a little.

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