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Dick Cheney shot his gun... and missed.
No quail did he hit;
Hit Whittington and he nearly died.
(Should Cheney have guns?)

Denying what he'd done, Dick lied;
Answers to cops refused.
He kept on ducking, and wouldn't say.
Ask Cheney, was he drunk?

Leaving the wives home, just to shoot 'em up.
Enjoying violence, Cheney's way.
When day was over, Cheney had fu**ed up.
His scandal will not go away... no, never...

Comedians are stunned... they smile.
Kicked Dick upside the head.
V.P.'s disgrace; he'll keep sinking low.
Ask Cheney, was he drunk?

Leaving the wives home, just to shoot 'em up.
Enjoying violence, Cheney's way.
When day was over, Cheney had fu**ed up.
His scandal will not go away... no, never...

Comedians are stunned... they smile.
Kicked Dick upside the head.
V.P.'s disgrace; he'll keep sinking low.
Ask Cheney, was he drunk?

Ask Cheney, was he drunk?

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