I liked it Alvin, the parody, not the idea!

don't you put mayonnaise on fries over there? or ketchup? if either, mayonnaise on sundaes wouldn't surprise me - 555

Crazy, silly!...I like crazy silly...good one!

Great parody, disgusting dessert.

thanks all....mayonaise really disturbs some people, i've noticed

Hate mayonnaise. Love the parody.

Stuart - You have us confused with the Germans. They put Mayo on their Pomme Fritz. (French Fries). Ewww gag me with a spoon.

Alvin - It's no wonder Karen had an eating disorder.

alvin - I just got back from my trip up North. Drove down from Sunnyvale today (just North of San Jose). I thought I was hungry when I got home, then I read this parody and I suddenly don't want anything to eat. Thanks! I'm trying to keep my weight down. 5's...

thanks all....and i didn't eat for a while after WRITING it, paul...

Really, Al...you oughta start frequenting better restaurants. Nice job, 555

I'm not sure why you chose to denigrate a perfectly lovely dessert -- after all, if one wishes to clog one's arteries, combining mayonnaise and sundaes is the perfect way to do so. Don't judge it unless you've tried it.

Love it, Alvin. (The parody, that is.) And Stuart: Here in Utah we put mayo on fries. We just mix it with ketchup first and call it "fry sauce."

I'm trying to visualise it, and it's coming out as seafood cocktail sauce circa 1976

You're wonderful, and so is your poecide!

Great Carpenters parody. I think a dash of horseradish might help that sundae.

Nice parody. Ever see this skit from the "Electric Company" where the diner head chef says, "DON'T put ketchup on corn flakes..., DON'T put batter in the stew. DO andI'll batter you. DON'T put pizza on a bun. DO and you'll be on the run..."? Then the waitress says she WON'T do these thing's.(Teaching you about contractions). Still, mayo on sundaes? Yecchh. However, one time I was eating an open-face roast beef platter in a London, Ontario restaurant. The waitress asked me if I'd like some gravy on my fries. I tried it, not too bad. That's how Canadians like their French fries. Also, in a college Computer Science class (on a Monday) it was raining outside and our prof (from India) told us about how "rainy day Mondays always get me down" : )

Before our Dairy Queen burned down (a small Texas town without a Dairy Queen?) one of the joys of eating there was getting a Country Basket and dipping our fries in the gravy.

Fries and gravy at a Texas Dairy Queen? I never heard of that. That's a common custom in Canada. A&W restaurants are much more common in the Great White North - they pour gravy on fries and of course they have that famous root beer we all know and love! : )