He lives in his own personal sewer
With a supply of fish and sticks
But if you make fun of his old mooer
He may try to feel your prick

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Stephen Bugg has a thousand eyes
And a thousand eyes are plain to see
Though he may look like a flea
Remember when you tread on little black flies,
Stephen Bugg has a thousand eyes.

He isn't Mother Nature's creation
And if you put him to the test
He has the alien inclination
To feebly punch at your chest

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Yes remember when Bugg's mother ate all the pies,
She's Bugg's mum,
Don't be surprised.