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Song Parodies -> "Jive Talkin' (IN Jive)!"

Original Song Title:

"Jive Talkin'"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Bee Gees

Parody Song Title:

"Jive Talkin' (IN Jive)!"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

For fun...
It's plum yo'
JIBE rapin' ya''re tellin' me lies, yeah
Jive rapin' ya' wear some disguise
Jive rapin' so misunderstood, yeah
Jive rapin' You's really no baaaad

Oh, mah' child
You's'll neva' know Just whut ya' mean t'me
Oh, mah' child
You's gots so's much
You's're gonna snatch away mah' energy

Wid all yo' JIBE rapin'
You's're tellin' me lies, yeah
Good lovin'
Still gets in mah' eyes
Nobody recon's whut ya' say
It's plum yo' JIBE rapin'
Dat gets in de way

Oh mah' love
You's're so's baaaad
Treatin' me so's cruel
Dere ya' go wid yo' fancy lies
Leavin' me lookin' likes some dumbstruck honkyfool wid all yo'

Jive rapin'
You's're tellin' me lies, yeah
Jive rapin'
You's wear some disguise
Jive rapin' so misunderstood, yeah
Jive rapin' ya' plum ain't no baaaad

Love rapin' is all real fine, yeah
Jive rapin'
Just isn't some crime
And if dere's somebody
You's'll love till ya' die den all dat
JIBE rapin' plum gets in yo' eye

Jive rapin'
You's're tellin' me lies,yeah
Good lovin'
Still gets in mah' eyes
Nobody recon's whut ya' say It's plum yo'
JIBE rapin'
Dat gets in de way

Love rapin' Is all real fine, yeah
Jive rapin', plum isn't some crime and if dere's somebody
You's'll love till ya' die den all dat
JIBE rapin' plum gets in yo' eye

Jive rapin'


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Agrimorfee - May 10, 2018 - Report this comment
So...at the risk of pissing you off, I feel I have to speak out on this one. I guess you were going for being like Barbara "Mrs. Cleaver" Barrie in Airplane (:)). I see the point, but seems like too many of the original words to me. You know I like your silly stuff, but this is just a bit racist and the word "rape" in any context nowadays just isn't funny. I won't score. Hope you don't take it personally, just a writer to another writer hoping to be helpful.
Rob Arndt - May 10, 2018 - Report this comment
Thanks, but 1) it was Barbara Billingsley from "Leave It to Beaver" and 2) rapin' is just short for rapping. This is the jive version, not just removing the last letter. Hope this clears things up. It's relevant to the whole OS title "Jive Talkin'."
Agrimorfee - May 10, 2018 - Report this comment
Fair enough. Most folks would spell that "rappin' ". Cheers.
Rob Arndt - May 10, 2018 - Report this comment
It's all good, Bro'! Rapin' came out in the 1960s to describe talking. But it then evolved into Ebonic rappin' in the 1980s which describes a method of talk singing as in Rap music! Look at similar 'cos (short for 'cause) vs latter cuz or even Cuz (Cousin). I grew up with both. So, jus' hang loose,blood! I gon' catch you up on da et,' side!!!

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