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Song Parodies -> "Stealin' A Pie"

Original Song Title:

"Stayin' Alive"

Original Performer:

The Bee Gees

Parody Song Title:

"Stealin' A Pie"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

You can tell by my face full of whipped cream
I’m a pastry fan and I’m obscene
Like a clown it is the norm
To see my ‘grill’ fully transformed
I want Key Lime no parfaits
And don’t you hand me that sorbet
Whether fresh or from a can
I’ll dive in while it’s in the pan!

Whenever it is ready I’ll stuff it in my belly
I’m eatin’ a pie! Eatin’ a pie!
When it’s hot and flaky you see I’m getting shaky
I’m cravin’ a pie! Cravin’ a pie!
Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum!
Muchin’ on pie! Munchin’ on pie!
Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum!
Chowin’ on Piiiiiiii-iiiiiiii-iiiiiiii-iiiiiiies!!!

It’s Delish!

But since I’m broke I can’t buy pies
Don’t put it on the counter or it’s mine
It’s not safe in ovens, Check the news
See me take a flan there on channel two!
Cause they’re all mine! Huge buffets!
In my cavern of disarray
My taste buds want nothing bland
Screw that store bought, Bake it by hand!

Whether it is cherry or whether it’s strawberry
I’m takin’ your pie! Takin’ your pie!
When that crust is bakin’ my stomach starts it’s achin’
I’m stealin’ a pie! Stealin’ a pie!
Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum!
Snackin’ on pie! Snackin’ on pie!
Burp! Burp! Burp! Burp!
Finished your Piiiiiiiiii-iiiiiiiii-iiiiiii-iiiiiiiieeee!


I’ve grown a round rear! Now pretty hefty!
Can’t stop inhaling pies
My t-shirt’s so smeared! With all this filling, man!
Absorbing these pies!!!

I’m now thrown in jail, Crime streak is done
Once a slender man now half a ton
I once survived on ninja skills
But now I huff walking up hills
Cops took each slice, I’m dismayed
But I’ll be back again some day
I’ll return to scarf pecan
Stuffed apple crisp inside my pants!

If you are a baker it’s time you meet your maker!
I’m here for your pies! Here for your pies!
You don’t think it will happen? You don’t know how I’m snackin’
I’m snatchin’ your pie! Snatchin’ your pie!
Bite! Bite! Bite! Bite!
Tastin’ your pie! Tastin’ your pie!
Munch! Munch! Munch! Munch!
Binging on Piiiiii-iiiiiiii-iiiiiii-iiiiiiiiies!


I filled up this chair! I hear it snapping!
A seventh helping? Yeah!
“No dessert compares to fresh baked pastry dough!”
I’m cravin’ a Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieee!!!

Doc told me “Beware! This isn’t healthy!”
“You better drop that fork!”
(PiIIIiie! PiiIIIIiiie! PiiiIIIIiiie!)
Ate more than my share! I am a fatass!
Keep chowing down Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiies!!!

I’ll shoot you a glare! Don’t touch my meringue!
I’ll stab you in the throat!
(PiiIIIIiiie! PiiIIIiiie! PIIIIIE!!!)
I don’t have a prayer! I’ll soon be deceased!
All thanks to this Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie!!!

I’m now at Hell’s Gates! Due to Gluttony!
Satan has checked me in
(OOOOOOOOOOOOhhhhhh NooooooOOOooo!)
My pies are banned here! Just Devil’s Food Cake!
I’m missin’ my Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiies!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 10

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 5   10

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Patrick - February 07, 2011 - Report this comment
If you wanted to "get away" with a life of crime, you should have stolen running shoes. Very funny, I can just picture this thief getting fatter as keeps on stealing and chowing down.
Mark Scotti - February 07, 2011 - Report this comment
(Atristry)Watch out for the muffin man. He's going to charge you $555 for all the yeast needed to make all these pies...LOL
TJC - February 07, 2011 - Report this comment
Fantastic crust and perfect filling! Since I can't seem to vote 3.14, you'll have to settle for these fives...
Fiddlegirl - February 07, 2011 - Report this comment
"Lattice" give you more crusty 5s! :)
Old Man Ribber - February 07, 2011 - Report this comment
Fine job here. Maybe you can get Yogi Bear to make a recording of this. Three 5s, Boo Boo! ;D
Below Average Dave - February 07, 2011 - Report this comment
All the sudden I'm wanting to watch the American Pie series
Below Average Dave - February 07, 2011 - Report this comment
I think the Bee Gees will be a very "live" round
Dough, My Rear, A Sea-Whale's Rear - February 07, 2011 - Report this comment
This writer's fave flavor of pie is "fur", (no plug-link for "a merry girl's pie"), but nice, faTTening parody here. LOL @ FG (as usual), and cholesterol level of 555 for "flour power".
Blaydeman - February 10, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Overall good. Sweet as a boston cream pie.
Agrimorfee - February 10, 2011 - Report this comment
554 from me here. An unashamed, joyful, double entendre free salute to a great pastry--I prefer pie to cake on my birthday! I am docking you on technical points, however, for the rhyme scheme disappearing from the chorus as the song progressed.
Below Average Dave - February 18, 2011 - Report this comment
To add a bit to my previous clever wit comment--Food parodies have a special place for me when done right as they ultimately introduced me to parody (Fat and Eat It collectively were the first two I had ever heard and some of the best of all time have been similarly rooted in food-its also a topic that never seems to get old) Good job, particularly on exaggerating the vocals of the original in written form
Rex - February 20, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Now I can't get the image out of my head of a huge tough-looking pie thief singing in a high-pitched BeeGees voice. Fun concept, fun parody.
bobpiecheese - February 22, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I honestly prefer meat pies to desert-type pies, but that doesn't stop this parody from being fantastic. Wish I knew what Devil's Food Cake is. Oh well, doesn't matter, 555 for you!
Arwen - February 23, 2011 - Report this comment
Artistry...Hilarious, Matty! I love pie, and I love this. Perfection. I wish I'd had a slice while I was reading it though...; )
Blaydeman - March 09, 2011 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Just as delicious the second time around. Perhaps I may go for thirds.... or fourths.... or fifths.... Hell I'll take 12!
SamuraiMaster - March 10, 2011 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I dunno about the ending of the song, but the first three verses had me laughing. Made me think of one of my favorite rock and roll singers of all time, Wesley Willis.
Below Average Dave - March 10, 2011 - Report this comment
I don't think I've ever seen this parody before :)
Wild Child JIN - March 11, 2011 - Report this comment
SOTM: I never read such a "sweet" sounding parody, and that's no "pie" LOL! :-D 555! Great Job!
Matthias - March 11, 2011 - Report this comment
Very funny Dave, lol
Abbott Skelding - March 12, 2011 - Report this comment
SOTM: You know have written a good song when people (such as myself) are smacking themselves on the forehead for not thinking of this idea...nice work!
bobpiecheese - March 29, 2011 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above!
Glen S - February 14, 2012 - Report this comment
I've seen this before and thought I commented. Very funny idea Matt, well done. Keep that eye on the pies.

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