Song Parodies -> Stayin' Alive
| Original Song Title: | "Stayin' Alive" |
| Original Performer: | The Bee Gees |
| Parody Song Title: | "Stayin' Alive" |
| Parody Written by: | Alvin Rhodes |
a song about south park's kenny
well you can tell by the sound of my muffled talk
i'm a special kid, i really rock
cry out loud, nerves are worn
i've been kicked around since i was born
but now its all right, its OK
i am used to life this way
i do not try to understand
god must have some special plan
and if i had my druthers, i'd rather be unsmothered
i'm stayin' alive, stayin' alive
feel my neck a breakin', because i have been shaken
but i'm stayin' alive, stayin' alive
ouch ouch ouch ouch, stayin' alive
well now i get low each time i die
and if i can avoid it, i really try
got the wings of heaven in my shoes
i'm a damaged kid who has paid his dues
but now its all right, its OK
i'll live to see another day
why am i the chosen man?
why not cartman, kyle or stan?
if i've been dismembered, or beat in fits of temper
i'm stayin' alive, stayin' alive
everyone is shaken, my parents' hearts are breakin'
but i'm stayin' alive, stayin' alive
ouch ouch ouch ouch, stayin' alive
well you can tell by the tone of my vulgar talk
i've really earned my right to squawk
disemboweled, flesh is torn
i've been kicked around, and then reborn
but now its all right, its OK
i'll come back again some day
until i do, please understand
just tryin' to the do the best i can
when i lie there squirmin',and eaten by some vermin
i'm stayin' alive, stayin' alive
you may think i'm dozin', i'm really decomposin'
but i'm stayin' alive, stayin' alive
ouch ouch ouch ouch , stayin' alive
i'm a special kid, i really rock
cry out loud, nerves are worn
i've been kicked around since i was born
but now its all right, its OK
i am used to life this way
i do not try to understand
god must have some special plan
and if i had my druthers, i'd rather be unsmothered
i'm stayin' alive, stayin' alive
feel my neck a breakin', because i have been shaken
but i'm stayin' alive, stayin' alive
ouch ouch ouch ouch, stayin' alive
well now i get low each time i die
and if i can avoid it, i really try
got the wings of heaven in my shoes
i'm a damaged kid who has paid his dues
but now its all right, its OK
i'll live to see another day
why am i the chosen man?
why not cartman, kyle or stan?
if i've been dismembered, or beat in fits of temper
i'm stayin' alive, stayin' alive
everyone is shaken, my parents' hearts are breakin'
but i'm stayin' alive, stayin' alive
ouch ouch ouch ouch, stayin' alive
well you can tell by the tone of my vulgar talk
i've really earned my right to squawk
disemboweled, flesh is torn
i've been kicked around, and then reborn
but now its all right, its OK
i'll come back again some day
until i do, please understand
just tryin' to the do the best i can
when i lie there squirmin',and eaten by some vermin
i'm stayin' alive, stayin' alive
you may think i'm dozin', i'm really decomposin'
but i'm stayin' alive, stayin' alive
ouch ouch ouch ouch , stayin' alive
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But, he was dead , Jim.
I really like this one. Tells it like it is! 5's
I see you have multiple parodies for the multiple deaths, well done!
4-5-4, not your best, but still pretty good
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