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Song Parodies -> "Bucolic Man"

Original Song Title:

"Blue Collar Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

STYX

Parody Song Title:

"Bucolic Man"

Parody Written by:

Riçhard Henrí

The Lyrics

Give me a rest, give me some equity
Give me a chance to revive
I'm just a tired guy in the old age pension line
My gosh, I'm finally alive
The people that I’ve met, and all of my friends
I see them envy my pace
But I've put my time in, and I've got the chance
I'm getting out of this place

I'll take those calm nights, and bottles of wine
Thinking of thoughts that are peaceful
If it takes all that to be just what I can
I'm gonna be a bucolic man

I’m taking time off that can't be reused
Make me a Lazy Boy man
This is my last chance for some relaxation time
So while I still can I'll take those

Calm nights, and bottles of wine
Taking my eye off the baaall
If it takes all that to be just what I can
I'm gonna be a bucolic maaaaan

Keeping my mind on a slow paced life
Retirement is only a pension away
Retirement, can it be all I heard it was
I close my eyes and maybe I'm already there

I'll take those calm nights, and bottles of wine
Taking my eye off the baaall
If it takes all that to be just what I can
I'm gonna be a bucolic maaaaaaaaaan

I'll take those calm nights, and bottles of wine
Thinking of thoughts that are peaceful
If it takes all that to be just what I can
I gotta be a bucolic
Gotta be a bucolic
Gonna be a bucolic maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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