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"Dinner's Made"

Parody Written by:

Ann Hammond

The Lyrics

You're gonna be in fear for your life from the blood lost that I draw

VampAnn aah! must begin some high running I cant just stay at my home

come on ya, I can catch up flying if you're scared you're not alone
VampAnn is coming out to make swallows and it wont take very long

The lid is up my shoes are out I stand up and am free
So run and save more time from grave perceived that I'm hungry
Is there more for me to say? You will meet your end someday? you so haunted man

Good lorda, feels like years got sore hands And have high pain in my head
Excedrin I feel much more alive now know for sure my stomache's dead

Cadabra, and change gear for some flying Quite prepaired to go and roam

VampAnn is flyin out over shallows and it did not take too long.

My bid was up I heard him pout I finally caught he
The life you craved now will be graved I sink my fangs through thee

Though he tried to get away I'll have a nice big meal my way from a haunted man

Good lorda he had feared for his live from the blood loss he once saw

VampAnn was lappin down by the gallons and did not seem very strong

His mid not up his blood is out I'm finally full see
The meal I craved body now graved he'll wake up much like me
Never more he will need to stray This has been his end today no more haunted man

No haunted man

And you don't wanna go oh no no no no

Good lorda don't let vAnn reach me .

No Way no uh Oh, no, no, oh, no

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vAnn - October 15, 2015 - Report this comment
sent this because I'm going to try and get one more song ready for Halloween
Rob Arndt - October 15, 2015 - Report this comment
Plenty of time until the 31st Ann... 555!
Rob Arndt - October 15, 2015 - Report this comment
Btw Ann, in the 1990s I dated a female vampire named Mia who had permanent dental fangs done in LA for $2400! She liked to discuss the reality of bloodsuckers from Babylon all the way to modern Psionic vampires used by the CIA and KGB!!! Some of them also held power to "remote view" from long distance as spies. Interestingly enough, the Vatican can confirm that historically animal bloodsuckers existed. The drinking of human blood is more of a cannibalistic tribal thing. Also, the first German infra-red night sight for their StG-44 rifle was the ZG-1229 Vampir (Vampire). Other infra-red night vision in WW2 was Katzenauge (Cat's Eye)!!! FYI...
Jonathan - October 15, 2015 - Report this comment
this got my blood pumpin' for Halloween! hopefully no Vampires drop by I hear they have a tendency to suck... 5's
Ann - October 15, 2015 - Report this comment
I know there is lots of time still before the 31'st but when you have a brain that might make you forget what you are doing at any time, it's good to be prepared. It's not easy or fun when things take me an extra hour or more because I'll end up forgetting what I'm doing.
Ann - October 15, 2015 - Report this comment
hmm, I only saw Rob's plenty of time comment when I sent my I know response. Then I went to In The 00's. to play some games and stuff. I didn't see Rob's other comment or Jonathan's comment until I came back now. Is my computer is getting bad? Is everything loading right here on Am I Right? thanks for the 5's and comments Well thanks for the 5's and comments
Ann - October 16, 2015 - Report this comment
I double commented at the end. Took me awhile to make sure I said that right. Now I saw some weird blue thing, Ether way, I think this silly old computer I'm using is not updating correctly
Meriadoc - October 18, 2015 - Report this comment
Very poetic in a macabre kind of way. I could imagine Kate Bush singing this for some reason...

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