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Song #6 from my "Styx sings Harry Potter" collection. This one is from the first book Harry Potter and The Sorcerer's/ Philosopher's stone. Not much to explain here because the first book doesn't really dig deep into the plot points of the main series so sit back and enjoy!
Harry... Hates those douchebags the Dursleys
Under... The stairs he is shoved
Huge pants... See them sag they're from Dudley
Unlucky but he can talk to snakes

Harry... Our post office will hound you
Letters... Fill up your whole home
Escape to some shack, In comes Hagrid
Huge guy, Hair grows wild and he groans

"Hear me Harry... You're a Wizard!
Say 'Bye' to this life!
Starving, poor and dirty
Change that Harry!!!"

Harry... Hits up Diagon Alley
Potions, wands, owls and charms!
Weasley and that wise-ass Hermione
In Hogwarts you are always at harm!

Cause you're Harry... Hear my warning
Death hides in the night
Barking, Three-head canine
Watch out Harry

Harry... That is nothing
You'll fight the Dark Lord
Snarling, Two-faced teacher
You're screwed... Harry
Special thanks to Agrimorfee for providing the title idea for this one.

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