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Song #5 from my "Styx Sing Harry Potter" collection. This one is taken a little from Goblet of Fire and a little from Order of the Phoenix where after Harry gets sucked into the graveyard and tortured by the Death Eaters Voldemort has risen back to power. --- Side Note: A Portkey is a magical device that can teleport a witch or wizard to another destination with or without their knowledge. In this case it comes in the form of the winning prize for the Triwizard Tournament the Goblet of Fire. ---
Folks were killed by Voldemort he struck my parents down
In diapers his spells I did thwart and that's why I was crowned
They're calling me the chosen one cause I'm the boy who lived
It's stated in the prophecy, I'm not some average kid

I swear I'm doomed (Doomed, Doomed, Doomed)
Organs will spray
Voldemort has got Death Eaters
Better than our Quidditch beaters
Voldemort will rise to power
Dumbledore's thrown off the tower
The wizards will cower

He started as a parasite the one who can't be named
A horcrux in a book was bright till it's stabbed with a fang
He got the Philosopher's stone until the day I saved
But now he's coming back again with no nose on his face

Not in a tomb (Tomb, tomb, tomb)
We are afraid
Voldemort is back in action
Now more than just a mere fraction
Voldemort portkey-ed that Goblet
Read it in the Daily Prophet
Threw down... He threw down the gauntlet

Voldemort will kill the Muggles (Voldemort will kill the Muggles)
Not a guy you'd like to snuggle (Not a guy you'd like to snuggle)
Voldemort is full of evil (Voldemort is full of evil)
Grosser than the bug the weevil (Grosser than the bug the weevil)

Voldemort is worse than Hitler (Voldemort is worse than Hitler)
Check it out inside the Quibbler (Check it out inside the Quibbler)
Voldemort is such as bastard (Voldemort is such as bastard)
Time to fight or just get plastered (Time to fight or just get plastered)

[Fade Out]

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