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Song Parodies -> "Screwy House Elf"

Original Song Title:

"Fooling Yourself"

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Parody Song Title:

"Screwy House Elf"

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The Lyrics

1st song from the "Styx Sings Harry Potter" collection. This one is about the extremely annoying but somehow still beloved Dobby the House Elf.
Dobby swirled as Harry tries to hide
An abusive varmint casting spells
He'll bash his brains in with his garbage can
As he's yelling out threats this guy's such a pest

He's a screwy house elf who is filled with magic
Annoying house elf who's job is quite tragic
Like Jar Jar Binks but a hundred times worse
A creature who's gross and filthy
He warns Harry of a sinister plan
Hogwarts is in a jam when the chamber's opened

And he's a drooling house elf who will make a cake splat
A stupid house elf who looks like a shaved rat
Locked up (Locked up!) From Dursleys won't leave
Until Ron helps release you from prison
Gone nuts (Gone nuts!) In Quidditch has fought
That Bludger will squash, See it whizzin'

Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh...

This screwy house elf is slave to the Malfoys
Sadistic house elf who's pain is enjoyed
A sock (A sock!) Now Dobby is free
Off of Potter's stinky feet, Lucius is pissed
Pulls wand (Pulls wand!) With force it is swat
He might be a snot but he saved him

Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh...

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