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Song Parodies -> "Blue Swallow Man (Blue Pill)"

Original Song Title:

"Blue Collar Man (Long Nights)"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Blue Swallow Man (Blue Pill)"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Give me a throb, give me some surety
Give me a chance, I'll arrive
I'm just a poor soul looking for enjoyment time
My bod, don't think I'll survive
Her mother's a bother, my strife never ends
Fear she'll laugh at my ace
But I've got the hours and I've got a pill
Let's start the Viagra™ chase

Let's make a long night, we'll play with our bods
Keeping it spry through the key hole
If it takes just that to be thrustin' my ma'am
Then I'm gonna be a blue swallow man

Make me an auger when you light the fuse
Make you respect me again
This is the last time when the function failure's mine
So don't call me Ed, I'll take the:

Blue pill, I'll swallow it, hard
Keeping your back to the wall
Makes all right, 'cause I'm lustin' I am
So I'm gonna be a blue swallow man

Keeping my eye on a better rise
Where satisfied is only a blue pill away
Four hour high, can it be all I heard it was
I pose your thighs and baby I'm already flared

[guitar solo]

It makes for long nights of thrusting the rod
Baby I'm back with it all
Balls fat and I trust it again
And I'm gonna be a blue swallow man
It's makin' me stand...

We'll wait for long nights and drive my hot rod
Taking a ride on the glee pole
And we'll play all night and the lust never ends
'Cause I'd rather be a blue swallow
Only cost a few dollar
Always be a blue swallow man

Wow wow!

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 6

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Mark Scotti - February 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Styx should sign a contract with Viagra. It is brilliant!
Andy Primus - February 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Great work - keep it up
Fiddlegirl - February 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Darn straight!
Joanna Rutkowska - February 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Ditto my comment to Phil Alexandrov when he did the same concept a week ago,
but a different and funny twist.
blackjack21 - February 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Mark: The members of Styx all use Viagra! Thanks for brilliant comment.

Andy: Thanks, I'm good for at least 4 hours. ;-)

Fiddlegirl: Thanks for noticing.

Joanna TT: I'd prefer you just comment on this parody without inserting a link to a third party's parody. The famous blue pill is what it is and does what it does. It lends itself to a variety of OS choices. I found 25 parodies on here with Viagra in the title. I put (Blue Pill) in the subtitle to indicate what the Blue Swallow Man was swallowing. The last line of your comment was all that was necessary. Thanks for commenting.
Excuuuuuse me! - February 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Guess I should just have copied/pasted the other comment, which I thought was rather amusing in a tech sense. However, I do know that Phil is a bit tech-oriented, and don't know your level there -- point taken.

At least I didn't do what another (nameless) writer did to one of mine -- said that two other authors did it *better* . Gee, thanks, "pal". :P ... Anyway, send or post your complete list of rules for commenting on your parodies, and I promise not to comment any more until I've studied and learned them thoroughly. :-D (sheesh! 555 and a favorable comment., but ..... )

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