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"Blue Ox Babe"

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Installment no. 5 in the soap opera that is the Paul Bunyan/Loch Ness Monster/Blue Ox Babe/Jolly Green Giant saga. After having his heart broken by Nessie's messy affair with the Jolly Green Giant and the tell-all book written by estranged honey Babe the blue ox, Paul Bunyan has come to a realization. The one he truly loves was there all the time and has been his best friend through thick and thin, even though he had taken her for granted for so many years.....

Oh Babe-y I can't bear all this strife, played the wrong charms, was my flaw
Green Giant put it into my Nessie, I'm a fool, your dumb guy roamed
Mo' drama, I can hear Babe cryin'; was ensnared, I must atone
Dang, man! I should've stayed in the shallows and turned down that Nessie ho


The jig is up, my blue found out
Her book it did pound me
My blue ox Babe, I should have stayed
Deceived you so soundly
Nessie whore will go away
Loves Green Giant anyway
I'm a jilted man

So drama, I've cried tears for too long and paid a high price for my mess
Green Giant got in bed with my Nessie it's for sure he'll want me dead
Dear Babe-y I can hear you cryin', my soul's bared I can atone
Axe man is staying now in his own yard and will sing his blue Babe songs

I was a schlup, my blue did pout
I finally "found" me
My blue ox Babe I'm here to stay
I won't leave the county
Never whore or go astray
Jolly Green can have his lay
He's a Nessie man

Blue Babe-y come in here be my wife, found a loophole in the law
We can be coupled since we're both legendary figures after all

The biggest nupts, I'll say the vows
It's time to be married
I'll serenade my new bride Babe
Her love is my bounty
Love galore I will display
Every day a fresh bouquet
I'm a-want her, man
I want her, man
And I won't ever go, oh no
Wont let 'em fake me, no no

And they lived happily ever after.....or did they? To Be Continued.....? Maybe ;-)

First 4 parodies in the impromptu series: (No. 2 and no. 4 were written by Warren Baker, blue ox expert)
1. Strong Fool Woodman (In A Loch Ness) -
2. Babe (The Ox's Tale) -
3. Nessie -
4. Tree Top Man -

Eh, I guess I wrote the *odd* parodies then? ;-)

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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Mark Scotti - February 10, 2010 - Report this comment
Ho Ho Ho brings hah hah ha brings five five five!!
Old Man Ribber - February 10, 2010 - Report this comment
This just keeps getting better and better. I'm waiting for King Kong or Mothra to make an appearance. ;D
Christie Marie M - February 10, 2010 - Report this comment
The Blue Os must be one hot "Babe!" For that, I'm going to have to abstain from eating oxtails! 3 sets of 5's got you...babe!!!
Christie (again) - February 10, 2010 - Report this comment
Correction: Os should be "Ox"!
blackjack21 - February 10, 2010 - Report this comment
Mark: Thanks, hmm...I'm seeing triple.

OMR: Thanks, I had considered bringing Kong into the mix, or maybe Godzilla. ;-)

Christie: I'm sure Babe would appreciate that. Thanks for vote and comment!
Fiddlegirl - February 10, 2010 - Report this comment
*Sniff*... I just *love* a happy ending!! 555 packets of Puffs all around :)
Warren Baker - February 10, 2010 - Report this comment
Oh my... a large turn of events. It seems our heroes are kissing (try not to picture it or, er, the other...) and making up. Goodness, what could possibly happen next???? (here's some 5's to hold you till the next installment...)
Phil Nelson - February 10, 2010 - Report this comment
Yeah, this was amazing
Tommy Turtle - February 10, 2010 - Report this comment
Still DKTOS or the band itself, but what a concept -- putting out a series of connected songs to tell a story! 555!

@FG: (Psst! Hey, Fid! Ya think *we* oughta try that some day?)
blackjack21 - February 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks Fid, for Puffing me up......Thanks Warren, eh...I'll be watching for that next installment. ;-) ......Thanks Phil, you are easily amazed. ;-) ........Thanks Tommy Turtle, you just don't remember the 70s at all do you? ;-)

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