Song Parodies -> "Nessie"

Original Song Title:

"Lady"

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Original Performer:

"Nessie"

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The Lyrics

I did a Paul Bunyan/Loch Ness Monster parody on 1-22-10. Warren Baker did a spinoff of that on 1-26-10 (which I loved) about Paul and his big blue ox, Babe. Now a match made in Heaven quickly goes to Hell. The saga continues:

Nessie, when you flip me I'm rising
Thrilling, Pa-a-a-a-aul's in love
Your fins build me up till I'm shrieking
Clutch me, I have found my soul-mate
Nessie, had to tell you 'bout Babe blue
Left Babe a-a-a-a-all alone
She could not give love that I needed
You're mine and our wild love has grown

You're my Nessie, and you're charming
Loch's fine for this guy
Our fling, near above sea
You're my Nessie

Nessie, said that I'm one and only
Who's he, o-o-o-owns a farm?
Jolly, saw him lay down beside you
Giant and he's green, I'm alarmed

Whore? My Nessie! Had no warning
No sign of your lies
Tell me, do you love him?
Good-bye Nessie...

Lately, Babe's in mourning
I still hear her cries
Oxling, she did love me
I'll try....."Babe, please?"

From the valley of the Jolly- ho, ho, ho- Green Giant!

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immy1k - January 28, 2010 - Report this comment

could be a movie in this.

Mark Scotti - January 28, 2010 - Report this comment

And the 'fabeled" couplings continue.... LOL!!!

Old Man Ribber - January 28, 2010 - Report this comment

Sounds like the Green Giant just steamed Paul's broccoli! 5-5-5 ;D

Phil Nelson - January 28, 2010 - Report this comment

Great parody

Christie Marie M - January 28, 2010 - Report this comment

LOL!! Now that's BIG Love for 'ya! Gigantically hilarious! 555! :) Ox got you....Babe!!

John Barry - January 28, 2010 - Report this comment

I loch it.

Warren Baker - January 28, 2010 - Report this comment

ROTFLM*O!!!- Now we know why he's so jolly. And thanks for the shout out. BTW, I wonder how Babe is coping...maybe we'll find out tomorrow?

blackjack21 - January 28, 2010 - Report this comment

Immy1k: Really, you know some people? Eh, looks like you've lost some weight there, im. ;-)

Mark: Ha ha, yeah this could go on for a while.

OMR: LOL, yeah Bunyan got squashed. Thanks for v/c.!

Phil: Thank you very much.

Christie: And this is BIG thanks to you!

John: Thanks for your kindNess.

Warren: We know how he gets his jollies too. Hmm, sounds interesting. How would a big blue ox cope? A: Any way she wanted to. ;-)

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