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Song Parodies -> "The Disney Channel"

Original Song Title:

"The Grand Illusion"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"The Disney Channel"

Parody Written by:

Edward Genereux

The Lyrics

I chose to parody this OS (the title track to Styx's '77 album The Grand Illusion) because Disney Channel is entirely, as the OS' title suggests, a grand illusion. The acting in the High School Musical trilogy, for example, is largely unrealistic. Anyway, I hope you enjoy the parody.
Welcome to the Disney Channel;
Come on in and take a gamble
With the bill that you paid for satellite.
The lights are up; the teens are singing,
Leaving men just like me cringing
‘Cos these kids can never get it right.
So boycott Radio Disney now;
Leave Miley Cyrus in the dust.
Please let her movie choke and HSM as well;
May that Selena Gomez burn in hell!

So if you think these shows are too much to handle
‘Cos your personal life sucks,
Just remember, it’s just the Disney Channel,
So may Walt Disney see bad luck, see bad luck.

(Instrumental solo, then repeat refrain)

One day, when God tries every person
For his deeds and his condition,
He will bring His wrath on Zac Efron
And Vanessa Hudgens as well.
These with others will burn in hell
Because the shows and flicks
That they helped make are wholly wrong.
Hopefully you will join me in picketing against Hannah Montana: The Movie at your local cinema come 10 April 2009.

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2Eagle - March 02, 2009 - Report this comment
When i think of a high school musical I think of the times Burbank High School put on Broadway hits like The Music Man and they were darned good. Can Disney top that?

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