Song Parodies -> "Babe"

Original Song Title:

"Babe"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Styx

Parody Song Title:

"Babe"

Parody Written by:

kaymichele

The Lyrics

Inspired by the movie, "Babe." Note: To those who are super-sensitive, this is entirely in jest. I respect all people and animals, but I appreciate dark humor too.

Babe, I'm starvin'
And I must have my way
Your time is drawing near
The oven's heating
I see your meaty thighs
The loin, the shank, your ribs

I'll be skinny without you
And I'll eat your chops to keep me full
Please believe me
Your parts are in my hands
And I'll be basting you

'Cause you know it's you, Babe
Whenever I get hungry
And I've had enough
Of that Kosher stuff
You know it's you, Babe
Giving me the nourishment
And protein I need
Please feed me all of you
Babe, I love you

Babe, I'm cookin'
I'll taste you once again
And somehow try to smile
'Cause I need to put this apple in your mouth
And bake you for a while

I'll be skinny without you
And I'll eat your chops to keep me full
Please believe me
Your parts are in my hands
And I'll be basting you

Babe, I love you
Babe, I love you
Mmmmmmm.... Babe

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