Song Parodies -> "Too Much TIme With My Hand"

Original Song Title:

"Too Much Time On My Hands"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Too Much TIme With My Hand"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

This is my entry into the Styx contest. I came up with the idea singlehandedly...

Sitting in this bedroom feeling like a damn fool
Got the ‘ain’t got no girl’ blues
And I think it’d be great if I could just get a date
But that’s one thing I can’t do

Is it any wonder I'm not crazy?
Is it any wonder I'm sane at all?

Well I'm so sick of the world – one time I met me a girl
Who said she knew how to do it
I said “leave me alone, I do it fine on my own’
And I knew I had blew it

Is it any wonder I'm still by myself
Is it any wonder one wrist is strong…
Is it any wonder I spend...

Too much time with my hand, it's such an unfortunate notion that
I spend too much time with my hand, I spend all my money on lotion, cause
I spend too much time with my hand, and it's jerking away…jerking away from me
(Too much time with my hand)
(Too much time with my hand)
(Too much time with my hand)

(Too much time with my hand)
(Too much time with my hand)
(Too much time with my HAND)

Though I'm especially gifted
‘Cause I’m never limp-wristed, my
Sanity’s crackin’
I have dozens of tapes and I’ll never escape
It’s not a car that I’m jackin’

Is it any wonder I’ve got hairy palms?
(He's got the hair palms)
Is it any wonder I'm going blind?
Is it any wonder I spend

Too much time with my hand, it's such a repetitive motion, ‘cause
I spend too much time with my hand, I think I just ran out of lotion, cause
I spent too much time with my hand, and it's jerking away…jerking away from me
(Too much time with my hand)
(Too much time with my hand)
(Too much time with my hand)

Too much time with my hand…
Too much time with my hand…

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John Lovit - June 26, 2007 - Report this comment

How did u find time to type this in :D? Funny as hell, so I vote three fives, I for each hand, and one to grow on.

Ann Hammond - June 26, 2007 - Report this comment

he he

Jonathan S. - June 26, 2007 - Report this comment

DKTOS. Ewwwww...someone isn't afraid to let people know what's on his (dirty) mind! :) Interestingly, the Security code this time around is "WMF." Perhaps that stands for "Will Meet Female." You never know...

Matthias - June 28, 2007 - Report this comment

Stop following me up on my life!!! It's spooky!

Rex - July 01, 2007 - Report this comment

(Artistry) I think this is great, but I'm not going to give you a hand. :-)

Jon S. to Rex - July 02, 2007 - Report this comment

*groan*

bobpiecheese - July 07, 2007 - Report this comment

(Artistry) EURGH! I don't even wanna KNOW! Just take these 5's and don't elaborate.

Agrimorfee - July 09, 2007 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Here's 555 sheets of kleenex for ya.

Below Average Dave - July 11, 2007 - Report this comment

(Artistry) My comment--whatfreaks anyone? Seriously, not bad, but uh--I'm with Conq as far as enough details have already been posted ;)

Jack Wilson - July 11, 2007 - Report this comment

I wanna see the whatfreaks version! LOL, maybe not,5s

Abbott Skelding - August 03, 2011 - Report this comment

Sure this idea may be a little adult for AmIRight, but I think you did an excellent "job". Let's give him a hand...or maybe not haha

Mark Scotti - August 03, 2011 - Report this comment

(ABC) "You'll go blind from reading this!"...lol Greenday had their 'Longview", and now you have your "hands full" with this one!

Agrimorfee - August 06, 2011 - Report this comment

You are the master of your domain.

Matthias - August 09, 2011 - Report this comment

I loved that you included the lines about getting hairy palms and going blind. This was a great take on the title. I love Styx but I don't really want to play with my own Styx if you catch my drift.

Blaydeman - August 15, 2011 - Report this comment

(ABC) What a grown person does in their free time is no concern of mine... even though it's really funny.

D-Mon - August 15, 2011 - Report this comment

(ABC) A little to mature of a topic for me, sorry.

bobpiecheese - August 15, 2011 - Report this comment

(ABC) See above! Srsly...TMI.

ROX OFF - August 15, 2011 - Report this comment

I guess when you have too much time on your hands then you dance with yourself because you're spending too much time with your hand, doing the rattlesnake snake that is! Good parody - better since it ain't too explicit.

Below Average Dave - August 16, 2011 - Report this comment

Matty--so you don't like the Vinyls "I Touch Myself" then. . .It's funny Syncronos. . .I have to give you that, a good title shift. . .but wow

Jeff Reuben - August 16, 2011 - Report this comment

Brilliant title change! Pushes to the edge, it's not how far you go, it's how go you far :)

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