Song Parodies -> "Come Bail Me Out"

Original Song Title:

"Come Sail Away"

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Original Performer:

"Come Bail Me Out"

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The Lyrics

I'm sitting in jail
Drank a little much at the bar last night
And then there was a fight
Someone hit my chin and turned out the light
Today I awakened inside a cell
This sure ain't like rooms in the Ritz hotel
And the smell, oh lord, the smell - I think it's me

They're looking at me
These criminals and punks under lock and key
I've got to get free
Before one of these hoods gives me h.i.v.
They're all idiots and scumbags, such a low life crowd
Oh Lord I just realized I said that out loud
And I need Scotty to beam me outta here

A gathering of policemen appeared outside the cell
They said that I could use the phone, I called my buddy Mel
I said come bail me out, come bail me out
Come bail me out today, lad
Come bail me out, come bail me out
I'm in an awful way

Come bail me out, come bail me out
Terms here are c.o.d, man
Come bail me out, come bail me out
Before they pummel me

I didn't hang the phone up, had to stay alive
So I just kept on talking until my friend arrived
I said come bail me out, come bail me out
Come bail me out today, lad
Come bail me out, come bail me out
Please say you're on the way
Come bail me out, come bail me out
Get here and save the day
Come bail me out, come bail me out
Or I'll have hell to pay

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alvin rhodes - March 05, 2007 - Report this comment

can't post bail but i can post fives

Kristof Robertson - March 05, 2007 - Report this comment

Rex: how the hell did you know how I spend most of my weekends? ;-) 555

Stuart McArthur - March 05, 2007 - Report this comment

I dunno if Mel's gonna help you, Rex - police are not his biggest fans at the moment (unless they're Palestinian) - I loved "Oh Lord I just realized I said that out loud" - 555

Ann Hammond - March 05, 2007 - Report this comment

I sang

John Jenkins - March 06, 2007 - Report this comment

Very good title and plot.

Rex - March 06, 2007 - Report this comment

Thanks alvin, Kristof, Stuart, Ann, and John.

Matthias - June 28, 2007 - Report this comment

Let's hope your buddy is Mel Brooks and not Mel Gibson or the police may have him join you in that jail cell for being drunk and disorderly... Oh yeah, and for not making a sequel to Braveheart.

Syncronos - June 29, 2007 - Report this comment

*looks closer* I THOUGHT that was you! Man, you really hogged the phone- I wanted to order pizza! DOminos had a 555 deal!

bobpiecheese - July 07, 2007 - Report this comment

(Artistry) At least being in jail gives you time to write more outstanding parodies like this!

Agrimorfee - July 09, 2007 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Garners extra points for going against the OS rhyme scheme.

Below Average Dave - July 10, 2007 - Report this comment

(Artistry) I found this very well written, and I'm sure when you made this line "Before one of these hoods gives me h.i.v." you were basically saying "not get boinked" but. . .I have to admit, that due to circumstances of a known case in a roundabout way related to it--kinda threw me off, but that said, great write, and not every line can make everyone laugh. . .so keep on doing your thing:P

Jack Wilson - July 11, 2007 - Report this comment

That was awesome! 5s

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