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Song Parodies -> "Blow Up Doll"

Original Song Title:

"Crystal Ball"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Blow Up Doll"

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The Lyrics

I used to drill more holes than a construction site
I used to fling with ten gals (or more) a night
I used all the different ways on lays (with cold whip cream)
Now alone, I sit and whi-i-i-ine
Now alone, I sit and whine

I used to screw hot models and celebrities
Now I can't even get J-Lo to call
Perhaps I'll lose the pants and play with that Britney
Or go and find myself a blow up doll
Or go and find myself a blow up doll

Sell me, sell me doll for ploughing
No sex since God knows when
Spell me, smell me "nads are swelling
So please sell me, or rent
My balls are breaking, my body's quaking
And I can't afford a ho
Sell me, sell me, won't you sell me

Blow Up Doll
Been so many weeks since used below
Blow Up Doll
Been so many weeks since rod had grown
Blow Up Doll
Won't you sell me please that plastic pro
Blow Up Doll-oll-oll

(Blow up doll, during solo)

Yelling, yelling
Won't start slowing
Make love to toy's rear end
Thrill me, thrill me, Don't it thrill me
The answer is "Hell Yes"
My balls done breaking, my bod's done quaking
She was well worth all the dough
Laid me, laid me doll just laid me

Blow Up Doll
My favorite lady's a Mattelâ„¢ ho
Blow Up Doll
She don't need to shave, no grass to mow
Blow Up Doll
On bent plastic knee she likes to go
Blow Up Doll

(Romancing the Doll)
(Lights up a cigarette, doll pops)

"Oh Crap!"

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 11

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alvin rhodes - January 12, 2007 - Report this comment
love the surprise ending
Jack Wilson - January 12, 2007 - Report this comment
The Stovemeister strikes again, 5s. Goes welll with Inflatable
AFW - January 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Good inflation, here..
The Charnstar - January 12, 2007 - Report this comment
O... MG... THIS WAS FREAKING AWESOME!... DKTOS, but I DID KTOB... So.... it evens out somehow... I DON'T CARE THIS WAS GREAT, 5-5-5
Matthias - January 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks you guys, and Charnster, easy up on the energy drinks buddy... Calm down, but thank you anyways
PMS - January 12, 2007 - Report this comment
LOL funny
Tommy Turtle - January 12, 2007 - Report this comment
You and Bud Bundy... We seem to have a similar problem today lol. 555
Red Ant - January 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Your blow-up doll became a blown-up doll, lol. Blow-up dolls are so 1980s though: real men (really desperate men, that is) do it with microwaved pizzas. Check and you'll see that I'm not joking. 5 minutes!!
Below Average Dave - March 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Why wasn't this your Jan SOTM entry. . .this was fantastic, absolutely hilarious you should do these kind of parodies more often.
Syncronos - June 29, 2007 - Report this comment
*looks around, sees everyone is still commenting...steals popped blow up doll and runs*
Syncronos, as he's running away - June 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Great parody!!!!!!! I'll be back in 5 minutes!
Rex - July 01, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I dumped my blow up doll because she had an inflated opinion of herself...funny work!
bobpiecheese - July 07, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) You're a sick man, you know that? Stop messing around with Inflatable Ingrid (Your Polythene Pal) and have these 5's.
Agrimorfee - July 09, 2007 - Report this comment
"In every dream home a heartache..."(Bryan Ferry) 555
Below Average Dave - July 10, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Um. . .yeah, I already said exactly what I think about this song, hope it hasn't deflated yet:)
Jack Wilson - July 11, 2007 - Report this comment
That was awesome once again
Stephen Harrington - February 29, 2008 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but it's worth the 5s.
What a lame song - June 03, 2008 - Report this comment, why don't you come up with someting original?

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