Song Parodies -> "She Isn't Lovely"

Original Song Title:

"Isn't She Lovely"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"She Isn't Lovely"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Stevie's original song was celebrating the birth of his daughter... Of course before his daughter was born to his wife there were a few girls in his past that weren't nearly as "lovely"...

She isn’t lovely
Looks aren’t repairable
Heard her moan, “Preciousssss”
She talks just like Schmiegel
Like Jabba the Hut she’s not chubby
Just a blob with two eyes and teeth
Why are we dating? I don’t know…

She’s not a smarty
She can’t pass a blood test
Her lips keep flapping
With no thought she possessed
Once a mind reader might be fun
Now she walks in and he gives up
She cannot answer… One plus one

(Harmonica Solo)

She isn’t thrifty
My credit’s down the drain
She won’t find a job
Gives my back pocket pain
Money that’s spent should not be shared
She bought shoes that she’ll never wear
She’s so far from lovely… Let’s break up!

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Phil Nelson - March 29, 2010 - Report this comment

Great take on the original

Christie Marie M - March 29, 2010 - Report this comment

What Phil said! This Un-lovely girl makes me think abotu Ugly Wanda from "In Living Color", especially with her lips flapping most of the time! Great job and 5's!

Christie Marie M - March 31, 2010 - Report this comment

(Artistry 70) Nice to read/sing through this the second time, Matt! Once again, I enjoyed your un-lovely parody!

Oh, and correction on my previous comment: Between words "think" and "Ugly", the word should be "about". Got a typo there.

Agrimorfee - April 06, 2010 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Didn't realize this was such a short song. Wish he could have added another chorus or verse. The twist of the title made this memorable.

Max Power - April 08, 2010 - Report this comment

Whoever gave it 222 just isn't lovely at all. 555 worth of makeup and plastic surgery should do the trick.

Rex - April 11, 2010 - Report this comment

(Artistry) This has inspired me to return to a parody I started a long time ago with a similar theme. I'm with Ag on appreciating the title sub.

bobpiecheese - April 11, 2010 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Kinda short, but still sweet. Reminds me of my parody "To Love Her's Barmy", except yours is in first-person and mine's in third person. 555

Below Average Dave - April 12, 2010 - Report this comment

I like the idea but I have to admit that you didn't have enough room to really kick this in the groin (probably a really bad pun) but anyway, still fun idea, and I think you did very well with what you had.

Syncronos - April 12, 2010 - Report this comment

Ain't this that girl that was on Maury when he said 'Matthias, you are NOT the father!' Ditch her, dude; your FICO score is 555. She's draggin you down

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