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Song Parodies -> "Boozy Man, Legless Woman"
Original Song Title:
"Boogie On Reggae Woman"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Stevie Wonder
Parody Song Title:
"Boozy Man, Legless Woman"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
i might just lose my cookies
right upon the floor
i like to act unruly
drink and holler for more
i might get retchy
cause i drink too fast, you see
but i can't match up to you
you swig so hurriedly
boozy man, legless woman
gut ain't strong on me
boozy man, legless woman
baby outdrinks me
a bottle for both of us
fall, reekin', when drunk
a zig-zag pattern, makin'
until we go kerplunk
knew we would !
so throttled, both of us
crawl, cause we are stunned
i've never seen you use a straw
you just unhinge your jaw
boozy man, legless woman
oh, so strong, this brew
boozy man, legless woman
we've been actin' coo-coo
am i straight ?
am i straight ?
no !
boozy man, legless woman
hard to keep up with you
boozy man, legless woman
no denyin' we're stewed
right upon the floor
i like to act unruly
drink and holler for more
i might get retchy
cause i drink too fast, you see
but i can't match up to you
you swig so hurriedly
boozy man, legless woman
gut ain't strong on me
boozy man, legless woman
baby outdrinks me
a bottle for both of us
fall, reekin', when drunk
a zig-zag pattern, makin'
until we go kerplunk
knew we would !
so throttled, both of us
crawl, cause we are stunned
i've never seen you use a straw
you just unhinge your jaw
boozy man, legless woman
oh, so strong, this brew
boozy man, legless woman
we've been actin' coo-coo
am i straight ?
am i straight ?
no !
boozy man, legless woman
hard to keep up with you
boozy man, legless woman
no denyin' we're stewed
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No denyin', this is funny.
"I've never seen you use a straw, you just unhinge your jaw". That's hilarious! That visual is gonna stick with me for a while. After the binge, would they be a woozy man, keg-less woman? 555 bottles of beer on the wall.
UWTOS, but considered just as poesy, all "renaldo" said. (Reminds me of the beer-from-baby-bottle race I routinely won years ago at my community pool's annual 7/4 celebration. The secret, of course--retained from college-days practice at the same game--was to immediately bite off the nipple and chug the tsunamic rush tus released. The slow study competitors who never tumbled to it were just ... well, suckers.) :-)
Paints a very funny scenario
No booze from me - cheers
thanks john....thanks renaldo...glad ya enjoyed....thanks stan...lol...i never tried that trick....thanks AFW.....thanks andy
Hilarious!! Great parody like always, Alvin! I especially love the "am i straight?" lines. It also reminds me of that frat party I went to in college. 555!!!
thanks christie...at least you CAN remember your first frat party
sir Alvin, Duke o'Dice, this is `CABO-WABO~ for sure, Sir !
thanks COOga-RaCha
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