-> "Village Blockbuster Video"
Original Song Title:
"Village Ghetto Land"
Parody Song Title:
"Village Blockbuster Video"
The Lyrics
You can't find a good DVD for tonight
Why won't you look in the movie sections
You may find it in a cinema book of facts
Stop at Suncoast then and find it there
You won't know where they mis-placed the movie
You may find something strange and something ugly
There's some movies in book that are out of print
Look it up at www. Movies Unlimited
You may think in your brain where did i put it
The movies your looking for are somewhere underneath
Your trying to find a movie that starts with AB or AD
You ever gone to a video store why won't you go ask
Go online and check out the store because it may be gone
You'll may find it at a movie store called Videostation.com
You may be happy when you may find the family movie
Tell somebody what you're looking for in the video store
(instrumental)
Find it in one of Leonard Maltin's books
You'll find every single alphabetical movie
Tell me it was right in your face
Be honest of what your family wants
I'd find it right there where your standing and looking
The movies may be out of order and out of print
THE BIG GREEN may be in the pre-viewed VHS movies
Tell somebody you lost the copy and they'll give it to you
The Videohound Guide covers it all then the blockbuster
Tell somebody that you found it in the pile of movies
Don't tell anybody but your family and cousins
Elbert and Sisco give theirs a 1/2-3 star for that.
Roger is another critic who also becomes a buff in films
So you better watch out for what they tell you to do
THE BIG BRAWL may be out of print but in stores now
Jackie Chan's movies may be in one of the selections
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