There were 2 men trying to vote for Gray Davis
Until he couldn't pass Arnold had to be the one
Making sure Bush doesn't get in his way
Thinking Arnold in the 1st was a dum dufus

They'd thought George Bush was a sucker
Thought they wouldn't want Arnold to fail
Thought he would catch a cold from your behind
Making sure Bill O Really got his but kicked by him
Just trying to stop the F swearing in the city

Persuing Al Gore for the cause
Wishing he wouldn't be coming back once again
Persuing Al Gore for the cause
Wishing he wouldn't be on the news again

We though Bush's but was gonna catch on fire
We thought he'd get punched by Whoopi Goldberg
They'd would have to cut it out or kiss it
He'd have a dirty ugly look like Clint Eastwood
Thinking Osama had his pants down showing his butt

We thought O Really was a smackdown dufus
Arnold would have to face it because of the consequences
Just how dum this guy and George Bush would look
I'd draw a big,big,big looking afro in minutes
Thought he was about to get rid of Al Queda

Looking onward on him facing ugly failure
Just making him count 1000,0000,00000 dollars
Making him look happier than always
Making him speak japanese and also swedeth

Persuing Al Gore for the cause
Wishing he wouldn't be coming back once again
Persuing Al Gore for the cause
Wishing he wouldn't be on the news again