Waa wa wa WAA! .. wa wa wa wa wa Waa Waa
Wa wa wa wa wa WAA WAAH!

Lefties are a world unto themselves
With derangement that affects their head
With an equal opportunity
For all to bitch and moan and wet the bed
Well, just because an anchor has the sadz
Doesn't mean all things are bad
Well, you can tell right away this chubb-ster gay
Need to grow a pair of 'nads

He's been weeping all over
He's been weeping all over, people
He's been weeping all over
He's been weeping all over people (GO!)

Derangement knows it is and always will
Be the product of swamp-fevered minds
Here are some delusion Brian peers
That time must not deter us to malign
Well there's Blitzer, Lemon, Hulk Cuomo
And the Prince of Pain .. da Stelt (Wa WAA!)
And with the voice of adults ringing out
Must make our disdain felt (Feh!)

He's been screeching all over
He's been screeching all over, people
He's been screeching all over
He's been screeching all over people

He's been screeching all over
He's been screeching all over, people
Can you see him bawl over
He's been screeching all over people (Yeah, Moan!)

He's been weeping all over
He's been weeping all over people
Cant you feel him bawl over, people
C'mon all youse bawl over, people
Cant you see him bawl over
I can feel him bawl over and over now people
Cant you feel him bawl over
Everybody, bawl over people (GO!)

(And here's a little Sir Duke addenda about the Collusion Gang, so I can claim it's a "double dose" -- and because the couplet "Well there's Basey, Liller, Satch-mo" is just so ... jaunty*)

Collusion know it is and always will
Be one of those things that we just dont get
But here are some collusion engineers
That time must not allow us to acquit
Well there's Comey, Mueller, Schifty-Mo
And the Queen of all, Da Crook
And with the voice of Justice ringing out
Must not let them off the hook