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Song Parodies -> "Scared Of Hairy Witches"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Stevie Wonder

Parody Song Title:

"Scared Of Hairy Witches"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

So I was trying to come up with a subject....hmmm..."Halloween", "Witches" "Scary". OK, I'll try it.
Hairy Group Of Witches hanging at the mall
Wary of those bitches, must avoid their thrall
Worried 'bout those ladies, cloaked in clothes of past
Having fears; that does suck; time to watch my ass
Now both my knees grow weak; I can't hardly stand
Had enough, sir
Scared of witches I must say

Scared of hairy witches, hide my face in hands
'Specially that small odd one, I may soon be damned
Creeps me out, now I scream, feelin' something's wrong
Someone out there "Save Me", else I'll soon be gone
I'd be relieved, you see, if you'd help me, man
"Help Me Brother!"
Make those witches go away

Hairy ones; they're wicked, fill me with dismay
Now I'm feeling twitches, they won't go away
Cursed I moan, 'Please Save Me", choking now I gasp
I'm in tears, a dead duck, think the die is cast
I'm on my knees, it seems I soon will be damned
Call my Mother, situation is real grave
Oh, oh, no, no, no

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