Music is a world unto itself
And if everything works out as planned
There’s an equal opportunity
For those who want to shell out half a grand
But just because the prices sound all right
Don't mean that you can go
‘Cause when seats are put on sale you might
Find no tickets to the show

There’ll be seating all over
Real good seating all over Stubhub
You'll see seating all over
Check it out and look it over
(Go! Get online now!)

Music charges what the markets bear
And you can make yourself a V-I-P
For two hundred, you sit lord-knows-where
But for a thousand, you get loge row B
We’ve got nosebleed seats next to the john
Watch out for the Sur-charge
But the floor up close, that isn’t gone
If you pay for living large

There’ll be seating all over
Real good seating all over Stubhub
There’ll be seating all over
Check it out and look it over