Miley Cyrus, my young friend,
Your busy day is at an end
Because your albums are so boring
And your songs are worth ignoring
Especially when it comes to "Party In The USA" I have to say
Can't stand the sound of Cyrus

Don't even try to call my home
Miley, please leave me alone
All your songs really drive me mad
Hannah Montana just makes me so sad
Miley Cyrus, Hannah Montana, whoever you are, you broke my heart
Thanks to the sound of Cyrus

Your songs are played by Brenda Farr
Ten thousand times or maybe more
Talk to me and I'm not speaking
Play your songs and I'm not listening
Play your boring songs, I wouldn't even dare and I don't care
About the sound of Cyrus

Wait a sec! I do not know
Hannah's quite a thrilling show
Miley Cyrus is not all bad
I have no reason to get mad
Or at worst, I would cry, like, a thousand tears
And suffer from the fear of Cyrus

Now, I'm not angry when she plays
"Party In The USA"
Her albums are really not boring
She really isn't worth ignoring
I am quite aware that Miley Cyrus can sing if she wants
Let's sing and dance in honor of the sound of Cyrus