When you're bleary,
Trying to crawl,
Up to the toilet seat,
To just chuck it all,
I'm on the lawn,
Oh, tossing my lunch,
Tequila packs a punch!

Like a fridge full of margaritas,
I will toss them down,
Like a fridge full of margaritas,
I will toss them down!

When you're on the town,
When you're in a bar,
When you drink while driving,
In your speeding car,
I'll take the wheel,
Oh, when you pass out,
And chug a malted stout!
( Chorus )
Hey there, officer,
Pass on by,
Your lights and guns,
Are shining in both of my eyes too bright,
See how I fly?,
Oh, if I have to land,
I'll take your D. U. I.!
Like a fridge full of margaritas,
I will pay your fine,
Like a fridge full of margaritas,
I will do jail tiiiiiiiiiiiiiime!