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Song Parodies -> "Cell-Phone"
Original Song Title:
"Kodachrome"
Original Performer:
Simon and Garfunkel
Parody Song Title:
"Cell-Phone"
Parody Written by:
Syncronos
The Lyrics
When I think back on all the crap I said in high school
It's a wonder I can speak at all
And though my lack of education hasn't hurt me none
I can send text messages to you all
Cell-phone
They come in such nice cool colors
They come with a million functions
Let's you keep all your friends a call away, oh yeah
I got a Mo-torola
It lets me take photographs
So mama don't take my cell-phone away
If you took all the girls I have inside my phonebook
And called them all together here tonight
I know I'd have myself some real good conversations
But then...all their boyfriends would want to fight
Cell-phone
They come in such nice cool colors
They come with a million functions
Let's you keep all your friends a call away, oh yeah
I got a Mo-torola
It lets me take photographs
So mama don't take my cell-phone away
Mama don't take my cell-phone away
Mama don't take my cell-phone away
Mama don't take my cell-phone away
Mama don't take my cell-phone
Mama don't take my cell-phone
Mama don't take my cell-phone away
Mama don't take my cell-phone
What if a girl calls and wants to bone?
Mama don't take my cell-phone away
Mama don't take my phone
(ring ring ring)
Mama don't take my cell-phone away
O.K.!
It's a wonder I can speak at all
And though my lack of education hasn't hurt me none
I can send text messages to you all
Cell-phone
They come in such nice cool colors
They come with a million functions
Let's you keep all your friends a call away, oh yeah
I got a Mo-torola
It lets me take photographs
So mama don't take my cell-phone away
If you took all the girls I have inside my phonebook
And called them all together here tonight
I know I'd have myself some real good conversations
But then...all their boyfriends would want to fight
Cell-phone
They come in such nice cool colors
They come with a million functions
Let's you keep all your friends a call away, oh yeah
I got a Mo-torola
It lets me take photographs
So mama don't take my cell-phone away
Mama don't take my cell-phone away
Mama don't take my cell-phone away
Mama don't take my cell-phone away
Mama don't take my cell-phone
Mama don't take my cell-phone
Mama don't take my cell-phone away
Mama don't take my cell-phone
What if a girl calls and wants to bone?
Mama don't take my cell-phone away
Mama don't take my phone
(ring ring ring)
Mama don't take my cell-phone away
O.K.!
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Gave you a 4 for pacing.....but that's just because I'm picky and I didn't like how "kodachrome" was dragged out into "cell phone".
I know I know...but 'cellular phone' was to cacaphonistic a phrase to replace the euphonistic 'Kodachrome' don't you think?
Perfect score! Tell him what he wins, Shadoe!
You coulda used "mobile phone" ;) But it was a fun parody
Touche'...you are correct, Rice Cube...perhaps we should team up...your vernacular is extraordinary
Call up Motorrolla and sk them if they need a theme song..other than the stretch of Cell phone into Kodochrome, this is excellent
Very nice. Every thing that needs to be said has been said.
As Well As The Original!!!
pretty funny!
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