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Song Parodies -> "Keep The Customers Fat Inside"
Original Song Title:
"Keep The Customers Satisfied"
Original Performer:
Simon And Garfunkel
Parody Song Title:
"Keep The Customers Fat Inside"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
cheesesburger's great to take back home
mc donald's where you wanna be
we've been at the grill so long, my friend
one hundred billion strong
some not alive to disagree
its a shameless story
up in weight, you go
you get fatter...wider
you eat food you never would as a dieter
and you're soon droppin' dead from a clogged line
two days, at most, till your heart declines
just tryin' to keep the customers fat inside
fat inside
deputy coroner said to me
tell me what you feed these folks, boy
they're droppin' dead from heart disease
you're in trouble, boy
each day, you're killin' hundreds more
its a shameless story
up in weight, you go
you get fatter...wider
you eat food you never would as a dieter
and you're soon droppin' dead from a clogged line
two days, at most, till your heart declines
just tryin' to keep the customers fat inside
fat inside
mc donald's where you wanna be
we've been at the grill so long, my friend
one hundred billion strong
some not alive to disagree
its a shameless story
up in weight, you go
you get fatter...wider
you eat food you never would as a dieter
and you're soon droppin' dead from a clogged line
two days, at most, till your heart declines
just tryin' to keep the customers fat inside
fat inside
deputy coroner said to me
tell me what you feed these folks, boy
they're droppin' dead from heart disease
you're in trouble, boy
each day, you're killin' hundreds more
its a shameless story
up in weight, you go
you get fatter...wider
you eat food you never would as a dieter
and you're soon droppin' dead from a clogged line
two days, at most, till your heart declines
just tryin' to keep the customers fat inside
fat inside
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Okay, let's get the obvious over-with: This parody's PHAT. 5's
DKTOS, Al...I'll check out your next one
thanks johnny and thanks for peeking anyway, kristof, see ya next time
I'm lovin' it.
thanks john
restoring my previous 555 vote.
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