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Song Parodies -> "The Great Mexican Reconquista"
Original Song Title:
"The Great American Melting Pot"
Original Performer:
Schoolhouse Rock
Parody Song Title:
"The Great Mexican Reconquista"
Parody Written by:
Tyrone
The Lyrics
first off I want to say I am NOT racist. I just had this ditty stuck in my head and wrote this to get it out. anyway I'm not racist; I am Native American. I ain't a pasty white boy. I'm just mad from the newspapers I read about gang bangers.
My homie came from Juarez
With eight vials of crack
He moved up with his Norteno friends
To sett it in his shack
They were searched by the Border Patrol
But they let them in
Because they would've got arrested
For racial profiling.
Unlovely lady Janet Reno
Opened the gates to Mexico
And they gave us the "finest" of their stock!
It's the great Mexican
Reconquista!
The great Mexican
Reconquista!
What I seeing, red, white and green?
America was founded by the English
That's why we aren't speaking French
So why are the rules changed?
Isn't that kind of lame?
For a bunch of guys we only keep to paint our fence?
It's the great Mexican
Reconquista!
The great Mexican
Reconquista!
The great Mexican
Reconsquista!
It doesn't matter where you're from
Who you're gang banging for,
Or your drug
That you are selling
Just go to the Rio Grande and
Jump right in!
To the great Mexican
Reconquista!
The great Mexican
Reconquista!
Just jump right in!
To the
Great Mexican Reconquista!
With eight vials of crack
He moved up with his Norteno friends
To sett it in his shack
They were searched by the Border Patrol
But they let them in
Because they would've got arrested
For racial profiling.
Unlovely lady Janet Reno
Opened the gates to Mexico
And they gave us the "finest" of their stock!
It's the great Mexican
Reconquista!
The great Mexican
Reconquista!
What I seeing, red, white and green?
America was founded by the English
That's why we aren't speaking French
So why are the rules changed?
Isn't that kind of lame?
For a bunch of guys we only keep to paint our fence?
It's the great Mexican
Reconquista!
The great Mexican
Reconquista!
The great Mexican
Reconsquista!
It doesn't matter where you're from
Who you're gang banging for,
Or your drug
That you are selling
Just go to the Rio Grande and
Jump right in!
To the great Mexican
Reconquista!
The great Mexican
Reconquista!
Just jump right in!
To the
Great Mexican Reconquista!
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No conozco la canción original, pero estoy de acuerdo con su mensage. Hace poco tiempo, dos agentes de la Patrulla Fronteriza fueron condenado por haber hecho fuego sobre un narcotraficante que los habia atacado. Sus labores y su patriotismo no valen mucho si no reciben apoyo desde arriba. La junta Obama desea permitir la migración ilicita por razones politicas, especialmente pare anular los votos de la derecha.
Mi amigos...if you want California back, PLEASE take it with our compliments. ;D (Excellent Espanol, Patricio!)
If I didn't have family there I might concur with OMR. In 1861 States reacted to an overbearing federal government by seceding from the Union. I propose that this time around we take a cue from those "reality" game shows and vote out California, New York, Massachusetts, Maryland, New Jersey, DC, and maybe Rhode Island. We'd have one hell of a fine country left, prosperous and at peace.
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