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Song Parodies -> "Pat Sajak Woman"
Original Song Title:
"Black Magic Woman"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Santana
Parody Song Title:
"Pat Sajak Woman"
Parody Written by:
Warren Baker
The Lyrics
She is in the Guiness Book of World Records as television's most frequent clapper, averaging 720 claps per Wheel of Fortune episode.
She's a Pat Sajak woman
Letter tap magic woman
Yes, she is Pat's side kick woman
Can't believe she's fifty-three
Your haute couture ain't slack woman
Your dresses, a designer's masterpiece
Seems like a nice happy lady
And quite a hand-clapping lady
A "Won't catch my hands napping" lady
Won't find many Vanna tricks
For she's a box patting lady
Will only touch the letters that you pick
See the wheel spinning baby
What's the phrase, grinning baby?
Yes, you're the power wielding baby
Queen of game shows on your throne
You're thrilling this lad, Sajak woman
Got a sister or a clone?
Letter tap magic woman
Yes, she is Pat's side kick woman
Can't believe she's fifty-three
Your haute couture ain't slack woman
Your dresses, a designer's masterpiece
Seems like a nice happy lady
And quite a hand-clapping lady
A "Won't catch my hands napping" lady
Won't find many Vanna tricks
For she's a box patting lady
Will only touch the letters that you pick
See the wheel spinning baby
What's the phrase, grinning baby?
Yes, you're the power wielding baby
Queen of game shows on your throne
You're thrilling this lad, Sajak woman
Got a sister or a clone?
Copyright 2010 Warren Baker. More gleeful musicalities can be found at The Blogging Baker.
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I remember who you're writing about! What was her name? (great job!) ;D
Good stuff. I'd like to buy 5 O's, 5 A's and 5 E's.
Yes, she's still as beautiful as ever. 5 free spins.
Cool wheel parody, I'll take the armchair for $555
he he
555 for title switch alone! (and remainder of parody marvelous.) :)
OMR- I'm glad you've called up the little gray cells to help with the memory. Thanks!
Jonathan- Remember, vowels will cost ya! Thanks for the votes and comment.
2Eagle- When I read in her bio she's 53, I was stunned. She's amazing! Thanks v/c.
Phil- Thanks for the v/c, and hope you have the home game!
Ann- I swear, I WANT CAPITAL LETTERS! One of these days.
FG- The title came first, and things flowed from there. Thanks for the v/c.
And free spin for everyone!
Jonathan- Remember, vowels will cost ya! Thanks for the votes and comment.
2Eagle- When I read in her bio she's 53, I was stunned. She's amazing! Thanks v/c.
Phil- Thanks for the v/c, and hope you have the home game!
Ann- I swear, I WANT CAPITAL LETTERS! One of these days.
FG- The title came first, and things flowed from there. Thanks for the v/c.
And free spin for everyone!
OK, that sound means time's running out, so I'll give the wheel a final spin, vowels worth nothing, consonants worth...$555!!
Christie- Thanks for th v/c, and a great spin!
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