Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Slack Plastic Woman"

Original Song Title:

"Black Magic Woman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Santana

Parody Song Title:

"Slack Plastic Woman"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

Got a slack plastic woman
I should take back plastic woman
'Cause now I lack plastic woman
She's deflated, she looks sick
Now she's a slack plastic woman
And all it took's one tiny little prick

I'll put a patch on you baby
'Cause there's a scratch on you baby
What I'll attach to you baby
I got the strongest glue to fix
To fix this patch on you baby
I'd better glue it right so this one sticks

Gonna pump you up baby
Gonna jump on you baby.
I'm gonna pump up you baby
Turning you hard into stone
No more soft, slack plastic woman
Though you hiss, you don't moan

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 16

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   1
 1
 1
 
 5   15
 15
 15
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

EmiLoca - August 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Hahaha, delightfully short and dirty. Kind of like... uh, well, I'll ask your inflatable friend before I make judgments. :D
Mark Scotti - August 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Ah, a love of "inflated" proportions!!! LOL
Old Man Ribber - August 12, 2009 - Report this comment
This BLOWS - itself up. ;D Check out the 5s on this baby!
Timmy1000 - August 12, 2009 - Report this comment
It's tough when they're plastic; they are soooo dainty. Hope you got her patched.
blackjack21 - August 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Glad you and the little woman got things patched up.
Fiddlegirl - August 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Giggled sophomorically at Line 6... ;)
TJC - August 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Title Of The Day... great idea and follow through with some *truly funny* gets (don't want to inflate your 'ego' tooooo much--it might burst!)
Phil Alexander - August 13, 2009 - Report this comment
:-) Thanks everybody. I've had the title sub going round my head for years.. don't know what finally made me get around to writing this, but I was kind of pleased with the way it worked out.
Max Power - September 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Great
Mark Scotti - September 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Re-inflation's as easy as this re-read if funny!!!(SOTM) LOL
Peter Andersson - September 26, 2009 - Report this comment
This rubbered me the right way, fiveways.
Bulldogma - September 26, 2009 - Report this comment
Cracking up! Reminds me of a tasteless joke I heard once about a man who goes to buy a "doll." The clerk asks him if he wants a standard doll or a terrorist doll. Curious, the customer asks what the difference between the two dolls. The clerk answers, "You have to blow the standard doll up, but the terrorist doll blows herself up."
Guy - September 27, 2009 - Report this comment
(SOTM-Sep-09)

Phil - The ending caught my eye - I've heard of piss and moan but this is a first for hiss and moan. It's the same with hissing cats - They annoy me so that I've been known to say "go hiss up a rope".

This parody is so incredibly simple yet so well done. Did you pay for the doll with plastic? =;-)
bobpiecheese - September 29, 2009 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Okaaaaay...that was wrong, bt still funny. I'm not really a fan of sex-related parodies, but this one wasn't too explicit as to annoy me. 555!
Arwen - September 29, 2009 - Report this comment
SOTM..."tiny little prick," huh? Not many men are man enough to admit something like that, Phil. ; ) Nice work here...=)
DJ Blaze - September 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Pardon my age, but I just don't get the inflatable sex thing..... still, this was funny. 555
Medemia - September 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Blaze, I'm older and I still don't get it. :) Double meanings can be funny though. Great job on this. 5's all around
Phil Alexander - September 30, 2009 - Report this comment
:-) Thanks, guys 'n' gals

DJ - I don't get it, either.. that's kind of why I write silly songs about it. I reckon it has been blown up out of all proportion, though.

Arwen - did I say whose? D'Oh.. what a giveaway

Guy - :-) But I wouldn't buy one of these.. the price is always overinflated

Bulldogma - :-) ..or even :-D
Matthias - September 30, 2009 - Report this comment
I also loved the line "A tiny prick". This was histarical Phil, and on a short song to boot (I find it actually harder to write funny for short songs than for long ones because you don't have a lot of space to come up with an idea)

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/santana37.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 1374