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Song Parodies -> "Black Sharpie Marker"
Original Song Title:
"Black Magic Woman"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Santana
Parody Song Title:
"Black Sharpie Marker"
Parody Written by:
Ann Hammond
The Lyrics
I got a black Sharpie marker
I got a black Sharpie marker
Yes, I got a black Sharpie marker
Thick dark lines easier to see
I got a black Sharpie marker and
I think it's trying to leak all over me
Don't get your black on me Sharpie
Don't get you black on me Sharpie
No, don't leak your black on me Sharpie
Washing you off hard to do
Don't leak your black on me Sharpie
I'll throw you in the garbage if you do
Why do you smell so bad Sharpie?
Why do you smell so bad Sharpie?
Pu, why do you smell so bad sharpie
Starting to sense some bad fumes
Can't breathe it's so bad
Like a store full of nauseous perfumes
I got a black Sharpie marker
Yes, I got a black Sharpie marker
Thick dark lines easier to see
I got a black Sharpie marker and
I think it's trying to leak all over me
Don't get your black on me Sharpie
Don't get you black on me Sharpie
No, don't leak your black on me Sharpie
Washing you off hard to do
Don't leak your black on me Sharpie
I'll throw you in the garbage if you do
Why do you smell so bad Sharpie?
Why do you smell so bad Sharpie?
Pu, why do you smell so bad sharpie
Starting to sense some bad fumes
Can't breathe it's so bad
Like a store full of nauseous perfumes
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Pretty good Ann. For some reason I like the smell of marker pens. But how on earth do you get a marker ink blot out of a white shirt?!
Thanks Jason Iv'e never had a marker pin stain to raise off my clothes but cold water and soap is what I use on stains.
Sharp.
Sharpies and Duct Tape -- The Office Supplies Of Olympus!
Thanks John B and Johnny D
Remarkably fun to sing along to
PMS- thanks I had a remarkably fun time coming up with it
This was funny on its own, but extra hilarious for me, as when my family and I was visiting my Aunt and Uncle in Florida, we were talking one day, and got on the subject of music, of course, seeing as how my uncle and I both play guitar and love music. Anyway, we got to Santana, and he started singing "black sharpie marker!", just that one line. So this reminded me of that completely. Good job. 555
I give you a bold,black 555!
Have you ever smelled the Yellow Sharpie? It smells kinda like Pineapples, you really shouldn't sniff Sharpie's, excellent Parody--555
Thanks Chris P and Yoidy Dave the black sharpie I have isn't scented and I don't have to sniff to smell it. I wonder if people could get drugged for sniffing marker.
"I think it's trying to leak all over me"; indeed. Your best parody yet, Ann, you are really improving your writing skills. 555 (I typed that with a Sharpie-keyboard ;))
thanks It's good to know that I am improving my writing skills Red Ant.
This is soo cute. I really loved it.
Ha! Really cute!
Haha,nice.I love Sharpies and this songs pretty kewl.
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