~ ~ ~ [Instrumental intro] ~ ~ ~
{#1 Brief Organ & Percussion parts - tension building as me and kitty glare at idiot Cat Groomer }
{#2 To Lead guitar solo notes - kitty vocal parts}
(Yow, yow-yow-yow-yow, mrow-mrow-mrow)
(Yow, yow-yow-yow-yow, mrow-mrow-mrow)
(Yow, yow-yow-yow-yow, mrow-mrow-mrow)
(Yow, yow-yow-yow-yow, mrow-mrow-mrow)


You messed up my cat
you idiot
gave her bad haircut
you moron

Took her in to get
her cleaned up
Did not ask you for
a "Mohawk'

~ ~ ~ [Legend for Instrumental break parts] ~ ~ ~
{#1 Lead guitar solo parts - cat yowl's and howl's to those notes}
{#2 Percussion solo parts - me tapping my fingers on counter} {#3 Organ & percussion combo solo - me finger-tapping and telling the guy off at the same time}
{#4 When they are all jamming together items #1,#2 & #3 are all going on simultaneously}

Now you say you did
not mean it
I don't give a sh*t
you assh*le

Now poor kitty sulks
embarrassed
you apologize
Fast, Mister...

{Long instrumental jam to end - lot's of yelling, screaming, fingers now banging on counter, then pointed in anger at idiot groomer...cat howling, etc.}

{Sound of Door slamming at very end}