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Song Parodies -> "A Trusty Bulldog"
Original Song Title:
"Mirage"
Original Performer:
Santana
Parody Song Title:
"A Trusty Bulldog"
Parody Written by:
Agrimorfee
The Lyrics
What if tenants at the Animal Shelter wrote personal ads?
Ohhhh, ohhhhh, ohhhh
I'm a trusty bulldog
Ohhhh, ohhhhh, ohhhh
I'm a trusty bulldog
Please consider me
We will have a blast, you'll see
And I won't bite your ass
Will you give a bone to me
I'm so nice, and I really don't have fleas
Ohhhh, ohhhhh, ohhhh
I'm a trusty bulldog
Ohhhh, ohhhhh, ohhhh
I'm a trusty bulldog
I'm pretty tame, I am not dumb
Come on now, pick this ugly one
Dog pound life is not for me
"Sit up"?, "Get down"?-- I will agree
Ohhhh, ohhhhh, ohhhh
I'm a trusty bulldog
Ohhhh, ohhhhh, ohhhh
I'm a trusty bulldog
(bark,bark bark, woof, woof, woof, grrrrr, yip, yip, yap, bark, bark, woof, woof...)
I'm a trusty bulldog
Ohhhh, ohhhhh, ohhhh
I'm a trusty bulldog
Please consider me
We will have a blast, you'll see
And I won't bite your ass
Will you give a bone to me
I'm so nice, and I really don't have fleas
Ohhhh, ohhhhh, ohhhh
I'm a trusty bulldog
Ohhhh, ohhhhh, ohhhh
I'm a trusty bulldog
I'm pretty tame, I am not dumb
Come on now, pick this ugly one
Dog pound life is not for me
"Sit up"?, "Get down"?-- I will agree
Ohhhh, ohhhhh, ohhhh
I'm a trusty bulldog
Ohhhh, ohhhhh, ohhhh
I'm a trusty bulldog
(bark,bark bark, woof, woof, woof, grrrrr, yip, yip, yap, bark, bark, woof, woof...)
Copyright 2004, Agrimorfee
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SOTM - DKTOS, but it's a good read!
Well Agrimorfee, you've wooed my heart. There's just one operation necessary before you can come home... ;) By the way, the grammar in your last line is a bit off.
SOTM - dktos, so i can't really comment... sorry!
(SOTM) DKTOS But I would think I'd know a doggone Santana song from the 70s.
(SOTM) Again, DKTOS...sorry!
Not much to work with.
(SOTM) DKTOS but I'm donating some rubber legs to the Animal Shelter.
(SOTM) I'm your second rating on a SOTM entry this late in the contest? Nice job, I'm just sorry I can't vote two or three times to help catch you up.
Yeah, what Melhi said. Jeez, people, at least go read the lyrics--you'll see they match quite well-- and do your best to rate. I DKTOS either but something made me want to give it fives; well done.
SOTM--DKTOS, Agri...sorry!
(SOTM) there's something about this that is very very cute, agri!! and I've just seen Claude feels the same way, so like Claude, I'm giving you 5s
5s for parodying a Santana song from the 70s!!!... liked the fleas line best......
I thought you could have done a little more with the chorus, but the rest of the lyrics were very good.
(SOTM) Good boy, Maynard, good boy!
Nice work, Agrrrrrr, grrrrr, grrrrimorphee!
SOTM...good job
Nice concept, Aggro. But, personally, if I read a personal ad that said "I won't bite your ass," I'd lose interest.
Just got back from a weeklong vacation--thanks for your votes, one and all! :)
DK(blahblahblah) but I can tell you got some good ties with the original based on the lyrics you provided. I think I can give this dog his bones.
(SOTM) Yes, lyrics do match nicely.
(SOTM) - Doggone good read, but DKTOS on the OS...
Good choice, we were just about to put it down before you arrived.
Haha, Reading the old comments is kinda funny. Before the invention of Youtube. No excuse for DKTOS anymore unless it's a PRINCE song, that douche lol This was a fun song but I can totally tell that it was one of your early works because it wasn't over the top hilarious and you repeated choruses which is something you are totally against these days.
(Artistry) Pretty basic, but for an old parody it's still good for the light and fluffy piece that it is. 555 puppies!
(Artistry) Simple, but the concept gave me such a cool picture in my head of this cool-cat bulldog singing this jam and I was instantly sold. Really loved it. Not overly hilarious, but so cute. Liked that you're throwing it back to an older tune of yours.
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