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Song Parodies -> "Only The Mob Pleads The 5th"

Original Song Title:

"It's Only Rock 'n Roll"

Original Performer:

Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Only The Mob Pleads The 5th"

Parody Written by:

Eel Deal

The Lyrics

If he choked a man with his small hands
Strangled him to death on stage
That would satisfy ya?
Wouldn’t horrify ya?
You wouldn’t think that man’s deranged?
Not deranged?

How did he win ya?
Did he sing ya his hate song, his low whine?
You feel love for the king of cheating hearts?
You liked it when he lied?
Liked his lies?

Dump said that only the mob pleads the 5th, yeah
Dump said that only the mob pleads the 5th, but then he did
Yes he pleaded…the 5th…hundreds of times
I say can't you see that that old boy is so phony?

If he stuck a knife in a man’s heart
Homicide right on stage
Would that be enough to break your trust?
Would that make your worship wane?
Heal your brain?

If you could see deep down in his heart
You’d see such darkness & rage
That satisfies ya, doesn’t horrify ya?
Can’t you see that man's insane?
He's insane

Dump said that only the mob pleads the 5th, yeah
Dump said that only the mob pleads the 5th, but then he did
Yes he pleaded…the 5th…hundreds of times
I say can't you see that that old boy is so phony?

What is so hard about dumping that criminal clown?
Is he your favorite mobster in town?
Is that why you stick with him?

Dump knows that’s how the mob rolls
So he 5th it
Dump knows that’s how the mob rolls
So he 5th it
Dump knows that’s how the mob rolls
So he 5th it
Dump knows that’s how the mob rolls,
So he 5th it, 5th it, yes he did

He pleaded…the 5th…hundreds of times, 400 times
He pleaded…the 5th…hundreds of times (That’s how the mob rolls) yes he did it
(It’s how the mob rolls) so he did it
(That’s how the mob rolls) so he 5th it
(It’s how the mob rolls) so he 5th it…

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