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Song Parodies -> ""Slavery Was Good""

Original Song Title:

"Brown Sugar"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

""Slavery Was Good""

Parody Written by:

eel deal

The Lyrics

Gold Coast slave ship bound for cotton fields
Sold in a market down in New Whoreleans
Scarred young slave feels he's doing alright
Even though he got whipped just around midnight

Ron DeathSantis thinks slavery was good
Ron DeathSantis, you’re wearing Satan’s hood, uh huh

Drums beating, warm slaver blood runs hot
Mistress of the house doesn’t want it to stop
House slave feels that he's doing alright
Even though he got whipped just around midnight

Ron DeathSantis thinks slavery was good
Ron DeathSantis, you’re wearing Satan’s hood now
Ron DeathSantis thinks slavery was good
Ron DeathSantis, where’s your KKK hood?, uh huh

Ronnie boy wants to stop drag queens
To protect the kids that are just sixteen
Straight lace schoolboys is what he likes
While teaching them daily slavery was alright

Ron DeathSantis thinks slavery was good
Ron DeathSantis, you’re wearing Satan’s hood, yeah

He says “yeah, yeah, yeah, woo!
Slavery, slavery was good
Yeah, yeah, yeah, woo!
So glad our founders could”

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Michael Pacholek - August 07, 2023 - Report this comment
Dumb DeSantis is SO dumb. Did he really think that idea was going to play north of the Carolinas?
eel deal - August 08, 2023 - Report this comment
Stones stopped performing "Brown Sugar" in 2021 after a half century of playing it in concerts, due to the perception by many that it celebrates slavery. would be good to see them perform it with lyrics similar to this parody.

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