Song Parodies -> "Green Booger"

Original Song Title:

"Brown Sugar"

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Original Performer:

"Green Booger"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

I got a bad head cold I can't breathe
My nose is stuffed up I got no relief
Lots of congestion and my chest is tight
Sneezin' and a coughin', picking 'till midnight

Green Booger, I know you're up there good
Green Booger, I'll pick you like I should

My body's cold, and my head feels hot
Sweating with a high fever, think my head will pop
Picking my nose is a gruesome sight
Poking for that snot just around midnight

Green Booger, I know you're in there good
Green Booger, I'll pick you like I should

--- Saxophone ---

Green Booger, I know you're up there good
Green Booger, I'll pick you like I should

I bet you think I'm just a drama queen
But being sick makes me really mean
Digging for that booger with all my might
Finally pulled it just around midnight

Green Booger, how come you taste so good
Green Booger, I'll flick you on the wood

I said, yeah, yeah, yeah, wooo!!
How come you, how come you stick so good
Yeah, yeah, yeah, wooo!!
Just like a, just like a booger should
Yeah, yeah, yeah, wooo!!

Floyd's Garage

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