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Song Parodies -> "Sh*tbird"

Original Song Title:

"Shattered"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Sh*tbird"

Parody Written by:

harry

The Lyrics

Shit Bird

sh@t bird! sh$t bird!
Shove and grope and wrecks, he's mean!
Lard shrill conniving, conning, tweets
Crooked spree, Gotham tatters!
Slimy shit bird!
Shit bird

Friends are Fox mullarkey
Fat blubber's never charming
Lies shucked a crock! Failed farting bronzed dumb git
Big A**hole
Peep holes, messed with plastic hags
Erecting tragic!
Dumb kind of fat sh#t
Sh&t bird
Fatter, boar, and lochi-ness confess, confess, confess, confess!

Crooked be! Crime fat bastard
Slimy sh%t bird
Sh&t bird

All this slutter-slatter, bitter-bastard, slither-cat turd 'pout
Crapper, Crapper, Crapper, you rant, sh*t it and bray on 7th Avenue
This clown's been blaring matters (sh$tbird, sh*t boobies sh#tbird)
Jerk and quirk you thug, confess!
Ain't you hungry, boar? Confess, confess, confess, confess!

Does it splatter? (sh#tbird)
Makes you fatter?
Crooked glee!
Grimy Sh#tbird!
Slimy sh#tbird!
Crooked glee, I'm a sh$tbird, blech (sh#tbird)

Snide and ploys damn greed rammed “ex”
Fat butt shake sour clown slum fest
Snide damn ploy and thirty tweets and swill turds, 'chiding lout, dead beat
And crooked glee, slimy fat birds, blech

Onions battered, he loves them battered
loves them battered, uh-huh
Onions battered, dumb f@ck, slimy sh#tbird

Mmm, I'm sh#tbird, unh
Sh@t oozing, sh#tbird, unh
Sh@t oozing, sh#tbird
Sh#t oozing, sh#tbird, sh#tbird
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Don't you know the slime bait is throwing up, up, up, up, up
To live with this clown you must be tough, tough, tough, tough, tough!
You got rats in the West Wing
Fed slugs dumb clowns
What a mess this clown's a bastard, lying sh#tbird
His brain's been flattered, cat turds, sprawl ogre, man crappin'

Sh#t oozing, sh#tbird, sh#tbird, astray
Sh#t oozing, sh#tbird
Sh#t oozing, sh#tbird
Sh#t oozing, sh#tbird

Dumb f#ck, this clown's pulling hiney grabbing
Slow, he treads, trite, the big a$$hole, don't mind the maggots, duh
Sh#t oozing, lame brain's been flattered
My food it comes around, I'm
Fatter, fatter, fatter, fatter, fatter, fatter, fatter
Pile it up, pile it up, pile high on the platter

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Pachael Micholek - April 09, 2020 - Report this comment
...but enough about Joe Biden.
harry - April 11, 2020 - Report this comment
I take it you are bitter about Bernie not being in it anymore.

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