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Song Parodies -> "Shatter"

Original Song Title:

"Shattered"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Shatter"

Parody Written by:

Joseph Little

The Lyrics

Shatter, being a kind of hash oil
Uh huh shatter, uh huh shatter
flower and hash, OG and kush
you can buy them on the street
Look at me, I'm in tatters!
smokin’ shatter
Shatter

Friends are so alarming
My stash never charming
Feel just a cockroach crawling on the street
Hash oil
Flower put in plastic bags
smoking reggie
I’m so old fashioned
Shatter

Laughter, joy, from smoking this, and hack! and hack! and hack! and hack!
Look at me, I'm in tatters
smokin’ shatter
Shatter

All this chitter-chatter, chitter-chatter, chitter-chatter 'bout
Shmatta, shmatta, shmatta, The plug don't give it away on 7th Avenue
The plug is where it matters (shatter, sha doobie shatter)
Smoke and look for food and snacks
Ain't you hungry for some snacks, some snacks, some snacks, some snacks?

Does it matter? (shatter)
Does it matter?
Ah look at me
smokin’ shatter
smokin’ shatter

Look at me, smokin’ shatter, yeah (shatter)
You can buy a gram or eighth
Or you can buy a Q or half
girl scout cookies and gelato cream and you can buy them on the street
And look at me, I'm in tatters, yeah

I've been battered, what does it matter
Does it matter, uh-huh
Does it matter, uh-huh, smokin’ shatter
Mmm, smokin’ shatter, unh
Sha oobie, shatter, unh
Sha oobie, shatter
Sha oobie, shatter, shatter

Don't you know its so much better than getting drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk
to smoke your lungs must be tough, tough, tough, tough, tough!
Meet the plug on the West Side
he lives uptown

What a mess this town's in tatters, buying shatter
My brain's been battered, splattered all over my bedroom
Sha oobie, shatter, shatter, what say
Sha oobie, shatter
Sha oobie, shatter
Sha oobie, shatter

Uh-huh, I’m a big time hash oil smoker
Go ahead, smoke the hash oil, go get your oil rig, huh
Sha oobie, my brain's been battered

My friends they come around they
Hack up, hack up, hack up, hack up, hack up, hack up, hack up
Pile it up, pile it up, pile high on the banger

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