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Song Parodies -> "Bladder"

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Rolling Stones

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Finally broke out of my bathroom humor shell with a song about having to pee.... Immature humor for the win!
Bladder, bladder
Milk and juice and Ovaltine
I think I had too much to drink
Need to pee! Won’t act dapper
Blame my bladder

You’ll see me I’m squirming
And the toilet’s life affirming
See me rush towards the potty, Moved my feet
Chugged Snapple
On the bathroom door I’ll bang
It’s getting drastic
About to bash in

Whiskey, beer and sangria, I’ll piss and piss and piss and piss
Downed ice tea, The loo’s hammered
Damn my bladder

Soon the seat is splattered, seat is splattered, seat is splattered, I
Can’t hold it, can’t hold it, can’t hold it… It will drive me insane ‘less it happens soon
I can’t even play Tapper (Bladder, bladder)

Drink and drank and drunk again
Hope that I won’t make a mess, a mess, a mess, a mess
Tiny bladder (Sadder) Tiny bladder

Ahhhh, Need to pee, Screw my bladder
Hate my bladder
Hear the plea that I blabbered, yeah

Coke and Tab and Crush and Sprite
There is not a john in sight
Duff and Slurm and Butterbeer, You better hope the coast is clear
I’ll rush to pee, You’ll be tackled, yeah
Now I’m gladder emptied my bladder
Have no manners, Nuh-uh
There’s a clamor, uh-huh, Drained my bladder

When you pull out that keg I’ll have a cup, cup, cup, cup, cup
I’ll suck down that beer and other stuff, stuff, stuff, stuff, stuff
That large vat it will be dried
I should slow down
Cause I’ll just fill up my bladder and get madder
I’ll lost my swagger pouring in my face more Manhattans

Uh-huh To the bathroom I will stagger
So I dread drinking that bottle, It’s a bad habit, uh-huh
Got to pee, A chipmunk’s bladder
The restroom’s where I’m found, Damn
Bladder, bladder, bladder, bladder, bladder, bladder, bladder
Serve me a cup, It’s such a deadly pattern

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