I've been watching all this schlock
All these movies make me groan
Forced to diss you
“The Room” with Tommy Wiseau
Or some crap like “Sharknado”
Makes me hiss too

Boo Ooo Ooo Ooo Ooo Ooo Ooo
Boo Ooo Ooo Ooo Ooo Ooo Ooo
Boo Ooo Ooo Ooo

Boo Ooo Ooo Ooo Ooo Ooo Ooo
Boo Ooo Ooo Ooo Ooo Ooo Ooo
Boo Ooo Ooo Ooo

Well, The costumes look so cheap
And the acting makes me scream
Bored by “Troll 2” (It bites)
“Phantom Menace” made me bawl
I’m scathing till Darth Maul
Appears on screen

Films ripped to shreds by my critique
That last Indiana Jones had me cryin’… When it’s viewed
They say some really stupid lines
It’s a huge mess with fools, I found
It blows can’t stand Labeouf

Ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh
Ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh
Ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh

Ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh
Ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh
Ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh

Oh, How’d they make a flick so wrong?
Ears bleeding when I hear that song
“The Apple” sucks! It sucks!

Watching Battlefield Earth’s
Like I rolled in dirt
Makes me feel yucky
Actors bumbling on screen
They did it for green
Keeps me laughing… Cause this drama film’s destroyed

These movies are all lame on, on my shelf
They all were maimed

Boo Ooo Ooo Ooo Ooo Ooo Ooo
Boo Ooo Ooo Ooo Ooo Ooo Ooo
Films so bad I smile

Mexican Santa and his elves
Or Martians hear Jingle Bells
Hordes of bad films lack style

Ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh
Ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh
Ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh

Ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh
Ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh
Ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh

Weird and all so wild

Ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh
Ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh
Ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh

Yes, Crappy